Weird shit you did as a kid

1. 2018-03-26 at 6:05 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I used to go through my dad's floppy disks and pull off all the metal sliders. I have no idea whether it caused him any problems at work, but there were a lot of them and I never got caught.
2. 2018-03-26 at 6:06 AM UTC

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   BigLuigi Houston
   hiss like a fleet of cockroaches
3. 2018-03-26 at 1:31 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   My dad re-tiled the dining room / hallway floor and when he'd leave my brother and I at home to go look at antiques or whatever with my mom on the weekends I'd put an ice cube or 2 on one certain spot of the tile near the wall on the new tile and it would melt so when he'd get home he'd see it and be freaking out about how the tile might start buckling again because thats what it was doing in that part of the dining room.
   
   I would do it every weekend for a few weeks
   
   And he was close to retiling everything again but I cut it out as that would of sucked for everyone
4. 2018-03-26 at 1:33 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   when I was really young I tore some of my dad's cigarettes apart and ate them because I didn't really understand the concept of smoking
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5. 2018-03-26 at 3:02 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Sometimes I would "torture" bananas..
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6. 2018-03-26 at 11:18 PM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Key cars, light things on fire, steal things, sling shoot out car windows, break into buildings, etc.
7. 2018-03-27 at 12:15 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   When I discovered internet porn for the first time (tommys-bookmarks) I think I was basically addicted to it. My room was in my parent's basement and my dad's office was down there too so it was easy for me to sneak on late at night. I was never directly caught, but over time I noticed my dad taking more preventive measures to restrict my ability to get online, which I was always able to circumvent.
   
   Then I got busted a few times just being on there at night, talking to girls or whatever I was doing, and my dad built a makeshift wall and door that he kept padlocked. So, being ADDICTED TO MY INTERNET PORN, I had to get in there somehow, and, I can't even describe it that well so I'm actually just gonna draw a picture quick of what I had to do to get into the computer area.
   
   
   
   So basically I had to go through this process of taking down all the books and shit that he had on the shelf, keeping them all in a row in order to put them back when I was done, then getting on the chair and navigating myself through this opening that was just barely large enough for me to skirt through in a slow, inchworm-like fashion, all as quiet as possible every time, hoping to knock nothing over, praying the man-made shelves would support my weight, then using a nearby file case and another chair on the inside to prop myself accordingly to get off the shelf quietly and into the COMPUTER ZONE.
   
   Then I'd jack off a bunch.
   
   Afterward I would have to reverse the process which was even more difficult with the angle of things from the inside, then pushing myself out and reaching down to the folding chair on the outside, having to balance my weight correctly as I came out of the hole to allow the chair to support me and not slide out from under me causing a massive crash and noise. The process of getting in and out probably took 10 minutes each time which I guess isn't EXTREME but looking back I would classify it as weird in terms of my dedication and consistency with it. I'd scratch up my stomach real bad too from the edge of the shelf.
8. 2018-03-27 at 12:17 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Oh and I'd generally bring some toilet paper or whatever in there with me, which on at least one or two occassions I would forget to grab before I exited and I'd have to repeat the entire process just to go back in and grab my cum-rag.
   
   
9. 2018-03-27 at 12:19 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i used to set water on fire before i got busted for led pencil dealing
10. 2018-03-27 at 1:24 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when i was about 5 or 6 i went through a phase of picking the wallpaper off next to my bed. it was that woodchip shit and there would always be a few slightly larger chips that would really stick out that i would sorta fiddle with until eventually they'd rip off. then i'd peel off any raggy edges to make it neater which would make it worse. then i wouldn't be able to help myself keep picking away at bits before you knew it there would be a great big area of wallpaper missing, lol. i would get screamed and shouted at for doing it then my dad would redo it. only for me to do it again a few days later.
    
    basically it'd end up like this but without me being a drug addict going through cold turkey. that wasn't to come for another 17/18 years later.
    
    
    
    
    
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11. 2018-03-27 at 1:28 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^you like to sensationalize your junkism but i guess i can't blame you
12. 2018-03-27 at 1:30 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^you like to sensationalize your junkism but i guess i can't blame you

    
    how you mean?
    
    
    
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13. 2018-03-27 at 3:59 AM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ Insane jack off story

    
    You are a psychopath.
14. 2018-03-27 at 3 PM UTC

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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    mmQ, you should have just picked that lock.
15. 2018-03-27 at 3:52 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by SBTlauien mmQ, you should have just picked that lock.

    
    I think I did find where he hid the key at some point, but yeah, I didn't have the SKILLZ. I'm pretty sure I tried multiple times.
16. 2018-03-27 at 3:56 PM UTC

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    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    Bunch of neurotics.