2018-03-26 at 2:30 AM UTC
...then put newspapers on the ground when he leaves the room, so when he comes back he's like wtf is with these newspapers? Meanwhile I'm going to put on a raincoat and play huey lewis and the news while analyzing the song. I have the perfect friend to do this to who's seen American Psycho and is actually afraid of me because he thinks I'm a psycho fuck. It'll really freak him out hahahaha.
TRY GETTING LAID MORE THAN ME NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD
2018-03-26 at 3:09 AM UTC
I wouldn't do it. I have a feeling you wouldn't be able to actually stop yourself and end up murdering your friend unwittingly. Australia seems like the type of country that probably give you a life sentence for something like that.
