Dude, where's my lighter?

1. 2018-03-25 at 3:50 PM UTC

   #1
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I just had it. Makes no sense. I checked the obvious places like pockets, desk, floor, asshole, etc.
   
   I'll go check the fridge.
2. 2018-03-25 at 3:52 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   ahahahahahahahhaha it tastes like fruit!
   
   shit, I dunno
3. 2018-03-25 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What goes in the hole comes out the hole.
   
   It was, after all, in my butt.
4. 2018-03-25 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Orgies aren't so fun if no one wants to do with you.
5. 2018-03-25 at 4 PM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   JAAAAAAAANNYYYY!!
6. 2018-03-25 at 10:56 PM UTC

   #6
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I have 25 on my dresser and you can borrow one even though you went bad on me.
7. 2018-03-25 at 11:04 PM UTC

   #7
   RestStop Space Nigga
   What do you smoke?