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NES- Shadowgate

  1. #1
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    The pawn shop that I do work for brought me a NES and with it, Shadowgate. After cleaning the contacts of both the slot and the cartridge itself, and allowing the NES to warm up (yes you have to let it get warm now. it's 30 years old. fuck you.) IT PLAYED. OMG. I played it to the end. Such a good game.
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How long do you have to let it "get warm?"
  3. #3
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Typically, about 10 minutes.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What did you do in those ten minutes?
  5. #5
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Stare at the CRT TV in child-like wonder? Duh?
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was thinking there would be more fecal matter and/or sexual activity involved
  7. #7
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by mmQ I was thinking there would be more fecal matter and/or sexual activity involved

    If you played the game, you'd know that both was a central point in the game.

    HOW EMBARRASSING!

  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grimace If you played the game, you'd know that both was a central point in the game.

    HOW EMBARRASSING!


    Well DUH!!! I meant in the ten minutes of WAIT.
  9. #9
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    omg are you drunk?

    Originally posted by Grimace Stare at the CRT TV in child-like wonder? Duh?
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grimace omg are you drunk?

    I MEANT I WAS HOPING THAT INSTEAD OF STARING AT THE CRT-TV YOU WOULDVE DONE SOMETHING LIKE JACK OFF WITH SHIT AS LUBRICANT.

    BLOODY FOOKIN 'ELL
  11. #11
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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