So here's a detailed play by play breakdown of my day at the mall. Walked in and went through the doors, having a feeling of nostalgia as I looked at the old Victoria's Secret that had been converted to an arcade. Man I'm totally in the city.
I had took note of the board as I walked in outlining the code of conduct. Cool, but I know I'm no thug and just keep common sense in mind. I see people from the city walking around in the store, and I'm just like... ok, I probably won't be seeing any cute girls here today :|
I walk on, taking note of the shops in the mall and such. As I walked down, I saw a church in the mall =]
Looked like it was ran by a cute little white couple. So somehow I end up in the food court at some point. As I'm waiting, I go to connect to wifi so I can watch the videos posted in enter's thread titled "me irl". I have used up all my high speed data for the month, so I have to get it how I live it for now :\
Anyway I watch the videos... I look up to see my wonderful girlfriend. I walk up behind a sign and act like I'm doing something busy, and she walks right up and It's off to the races. We walk to the jedielers at one store where she's divulging. There was a worker in a super short dress... if that's what you call them. Anyway, we move to the next jedieler. So we enter, and this guy with dreads is like "hold on, we're ringing these people up, we'll be with you shortly."
My woman is going on about her broken watch, or a credit card, or a bear... I can't remember. I know she took her Michael Kors watch to Kay's
'Babe it's probably just the battery'
The worker gets her worked up and tries to give us a logical explanation of why the watch is broke smh. Anyway, we left there for the sunglass kiosk. We're looking for a cougar that my buddy can date mind you, so that we can all kick back and enjoy the night. Anyway, the sunglass kiosk lady was married so that was out of the question. Moving on, we continue to the Indian man store. He fixed the watch for free, he had remote control helicopters. Anyway, I look at the paintings, joe pasci, al Pacino, Marilyn Monroe. Just stuck in time. Anyway this boy walks in and he's not economically developed, and my gf mentions the elephant rides. I'm like come on, you know he can't get to the circus...
we leave there and I ask her to ask the sunglasses lady her age. I take her phone to the food court to try and get internet so I can show the sunglasses lady my friend. It was at this point I learn that she's 30 and married :(
So anyway, I'm at the girl scout kiosk fucking around and got suckered into some cookies. I settle on the s'mores and gtfo. At this point we are at the food court. I ate 8 cookies and gave the rest of them to my girl. So I get some soul food, (gumbo, greens and macaroni) and share with my girl. Paid like $9.59 before the refill. We cool the fuck off and I suggest we hit up gfs for more homestyle macaroni... I pissed in the bathroom. As we ponder leaving, I fill out a form for a sweepstakes with a golf cart up for grabs... We crept another jedieler then we walk out of the mall. The Girl Scout lady waves goodbye, wishing me a happy birthday as she's smoking a cigarette. Me and gf split and I run to my car for warmth.
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