I woke up at fucking 1 PM...

1. 2018-03-24 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...and checked my messages and had zero.
   
   That's what happens when it's the weekend and there's no assignments due. Girls stop messaging you every morning.
   
   Fuck I can't wait 'til I'm buff and they all pay (emotionally).
2. 2018-03-24 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just woke up a few hours ago because I passed out drunk. Guess who's drunk again!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop, 
   • thatermeneter, 
   • Grimace
3. 2018-03-24 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #3
   

   thatermeneter Houston
   enter, i really think you need to relax
   
   all of this stress about the ladies is going to kill you