*drops my shorts*

1. 2018-03-23 at 3 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Sup
   
   ...
   
   Oh shit! I forgot to get a semi first! doh!
   
   My dick gets bigger!! You gotta belive me!!!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-03-23 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You mean to tell me there are people who aren’t constantly erect 24/7?
3. 2018-03-23 at 3:40 AM UTC

   #3
   

   thatermeneter Houston
   *points and laughs*
4. 2018-03-23 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws You mean to tell me there are people who aren’t constantly erect 24/7?

   
   GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE
   
   a limp penis?
   
   a limp penis? at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your pants?
   
   yes
   
   ...may i see it?
   
   ...no.
5. 2018-03-23 at 10:14 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Are you a girl