How do I stay drunk all day?

1. 2018-03-20 at 8:16 AM UTC

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   GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
   I'm fucking tired of this gay planet full of retards. How do I stay drunk all day?
   
   Everytime I try I either overdo it and get too drunk and fucking lose it, or I sober up and feel like not drinking any more.
2. 2018-03-20 at 8:53 AM UTC

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   Dionysus Houston
   You obviously lack conviction
3. 2018-03-20 at 8:53 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Take xanax first
4. 2018-03-20 at 11:26 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Drink all day.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • thatermeneter
5. 2018-03-22 at 5:04 AM UTC

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   Wolven Throne Yung Blood
   smoke siege
6. 2018-03-22 at 5:07 AM UTC

   #6
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Beer.
7. 2018-03-22 at 5:12 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Just pace yourself. Some drinks are better suited to that end than others, drinking any hard liquor straight spaces better than cold or mixed. Beer and wine aren't bad either but the calories and hangover are less than ideal.
8. 2018-03-22 at 6:06 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   benzos work better
9. 2018-03-22 at 8:10 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Just pace yourself. Some drinks are better suited to that end than others, drinking any hard liquor straight spaces better some cold or mixed. Beer and wine aren't bad either but the calories and hangover are less than ideal.

   
   Drinking hard liquor is ironically the best way to go. Depending on how drunk you are, anyway. There's a threshold where taste stops existing and you become the liquor.
10. 2018-03-22 at 8:11 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    IV drip