2016-06-07 at 11:15 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Whenever I need something to cheer me up i think about the time I watched my old boss drive a vespa right into a wall.
Then he said it was my fault because i just cleaned the carburetor out.
2016-06-08 at 5:09 AM UTC
I signed up to a different gym today, lel. I was going to change anyway, but that was a good excuse.
2016-06-14 at 10:11 AM UTC
Mass murder ma ma ma mass Murder. Songs like that.
Take a rope, take a rope, hang it around a tree. Merrily merrily fucking kill yourself already.