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My plan for when I meet "the one".

  1. #1
    I can't wait until I meet her. I'll know when I do. She will be just the type of woman I hate. The type who would reject me if I didn't have muscles, or if I had acne.

    I will date her for years. I will be a perfect boyfriend. I will make her fall in love with me.

    And then I will ask her to marry me. I will propose and it'll be so romantic and she'll be ecstatic.

    ...

    And then I will ghost her. :) I will cease all contact. She will cry and fret and rage and scream.... WHERE DID MY ENTER GO?!?!?

    Hahahhahaha, ghosted bitch. And then I wll move onto the next one.

    Ahhhh I'm feeling so good inside just picturing it. This will be my plan. CUNT. And you will DESERVE IT. YOU WILL DESERVE IT, FOR YOUR GENDER HAS HURT ME MY ENTIRE LIFE. YOU FUCK THE OTHER BOYS BUT NEVER WANT TO FUCK ME. YOU STRING ME ALONG FOR 3 YEARS AND THEN REJECT ME WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE. CUNTS. WELL NOW ITS PAY BACK TIME. AND REJECTION HURTS SO MUCH MORE FOR WOMEN.

    YOU WHORES. YOU FUCKING WHORES. YOU CUNTS.
  2. #2
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Will you even buy her Walmart Michael Kors?
  3. #3
    mso8 Houston
    godspeed
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    fuck her in the ass without butter
  5. #5
    fuck her in the ass without WD-40
  6. #6
    fuck her in the ass without alien tentacle slime
  7. #7
    hahahaha 99% of ppl i tell this plan to are for it

    coz deep down they hate women as well
  8. #8
    What's her number I'll finish what you start
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