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-SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just stop lying spectral



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  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by NARCassist just stop lying spectral



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    You don't scare me, kid.
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  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't scare me, kid.

    Yes he does
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You guys think you're scary? I've went up against mega-trolls and tyrants the likes of acidmelt, zok, wires, Snoopy, Metaphysicist.... the list goes on and on... and I'm still here to tell the tale. And you kids think you frighten me? Don't make me laugh.
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by RisiR † I like niggers.

    The pet store was selling them for 5¢ a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like niggers.

    I took my 200 niggers home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

    I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

    Two hours later I found out why all the niggers were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap niggers.

    I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead niggers lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

    I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet nigger and 199 dead, dry niggers.

    I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

    I had to pee but there was a dead nigger in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

    I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two niggers at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

    I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

    Then I had one dead, wet nigger in my toilet, two dead, frozen niggers in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred niggers in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

    I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my niggers and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my niggers. I felt better.

    I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

    I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

    I like niggers.

    You think I'm gonna enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a fucking space alien? Are you fucking crazy? I've got a fucking space alien. Of course I'm not going to fuck with nigger cattle.
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  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You guys think you're scary? I've went up against mega-trolls and tyrants the likes of acidmelt, zok, wires, Snoopy, Metaphysicist…. the list goes on and on… and I'm still here to tell the tale. And you kids think you frighten me? Don't make me laugh.

    The rest of them moved on with life.
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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    going up against a troll on the internet, wow, that's scary.



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  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by NARCassist going up against a troll on the internet, wow, that's scary.



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    Errr.... what are you doing then?

    *snickers*
  9. Xlite African Astronaut
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  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Errr…. what are you doing then?

    *snickers*

    It's not what he's doing. It's what he not doing. He's not acting as if dealing with trolls online is a heroic feat.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's not what he's doing. It's what he not doing. He's not acting as if dealing with trolls online is a heroic feat.

    Don't confuse things for yourself, kid.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't confuse things for yourself, kid.

    Dodge
  13. -@OsiriS@- Yung Blood
    Yeah, it was definitely on before 2001. I know clearly because I was still in middle school when there was a bomb threat and I was called in to the counselor's office because I had mentioned browsing Totse. That was in 99, and I had found Totse the summer before, so definitely 98.
  14. -@OsiriS@- Yung Blood
    Originally posted by -SpectraL acidmelt, zok, wires, Snoopy, Metaphysicist….

    Those are some names I remember finally.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by -@OsiriS@- Yeah, it was definitely on before 2001. I know clearly because I was still in middle school when there was a bomb threat and I was called in to the counselor's office because I had mentioned browsing Totse. That was in 99, and I had found Totse the summer before, so definitely 98.

    Thank you for that, NARCassist.
  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Thank you for that, NARCassist.

    he only said totse was online before 2001, not that you were on there.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Errr…. what are you doing then?

    *snickers*

    i'm the one who knocks



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  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Since we've went so far down the rabbit hole already, I'll reveal that this -SpectraL account wasn't the first one. There was another -SpectraL account (SpectraL) before this one, but acidmelt banned it, even though I broke no rules. So I created another one. So you're even wrong that the -SpectraL account came to being in 2006.

    Teh moar u now...
  19. -@OsiriS@- Yung Blood
    Honestly though, why does anyone even care?
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by -@OsiriS@- Honestly though, why does anyone even care?

    The kids here care about it a LOT. It means the world to them to prove me wrong.
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