my intelligence allows me to be a fucking weirdo

1. 2016-09-14 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   im smarter than most of the other people in my classes and shit so its easy to pick up on things like solving math problems pretty quickly, which means i dont have the need for other people and shit. this is great and all but basically just allows me to get away with doing a bunch of antisocial shit all the time and stunts my development because its easy to get by in the world and excel even while getting blazed everyday. i wish i were dumber so i wouldnt have to suffer this gross injustice
2. 2016-09-14 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Being smart is the shit.
3. 2016-09-14 at 6:53 PM UTC

   #3
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm so glad I don't have math classes anymore.
4. 2016-09-14 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Being smart is the shit.

   
   
   it really is. im surprised ive managed to preserve it so well through so many drug binges and shit. like if i get heavy into stimulants or something i feel dumb after a long run but it always comes back with some clean eating, exercise and sleep
5. 2016-09-14 at 10:37 PM UTC

   #5
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   I never took notes or anything when i was in school i would just memorize everything.
   
   the only reason i graduated was cause i could pass tests easily.
   
   I don't think I'm that intelligent though I'm horrible at anything math or logic related i just have a good memory.
   
   
6. 2016-09-14 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   green plastic is the new sploo.
   
   But to each their own, I'm a sociopath and I like to cut myself and play with knives
7. 2016-09-14 at 10:53 PM UTC

   #7
   morningstar Yung Blood
   Being smart and retarded at the same time is even better
8. 2016-09-15 at 12:18 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I never took notes or anything when i was in school i would just memorize everything.
   
   the only reason i graduated was cause i could pass tests easily.
   
   I don't think I'm that intelligent though I'm horrible at anything math or logic related i just have a good memory.

   
   I only graduated because every one of my teachers was too lazy to actually check homework and class work
   
   I failed any test that wasn't math, chemistry or physics (which are still just math)
   
   Yet I still passed almost all classes with above 90 average
9. 2016-09-15 at 12:51 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Being smart is the shit.

   
   It actually fucking sucks. I have been trying to figure a way to give myself permanent brain damage that only affects my intelligence level. Fuck being smart. I just want to be happy.
10. 2016-09-15 at 12:58 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    It actually fucking sucks. I have been trying to figure a way to give myself permanent brain damage that only affects my intelligence level. Fuck being smart. I just want to be happy.

    
    Easy. Just huff paint all day long
11. 2016-09-15 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #11
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is there room for one more in this circlejerk or are everyone's hands already full?
12. 2016-09-15 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    is there room for one more in this circlejerk or are everyone's hands already full?

    
    I'll shove over, i gotchu' breh.
13. 2016-09-15 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
14. 2016-09-15 at 4:41 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Easy. Just huff paint all day long

    
    ex why lean is better, eats plastic and paint.
    
    
    
    
15. 2016-09-15 at 3:40 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ^ex why lean takes a lot longer to make you permanently stupid though
16. 2016-09-15 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Thats true, huffing lead will fuck your shit up pretty quickly.
17. 2016-09-15 at 6:34 PM UTC

    #17
    ACAB Houston
    This thread is funny because I used to think the same. It kinda worked, too. Then everything collapsed and boy oh boy did life teach me a lesson there.
    
    OP is a faggot.
18. 2016-09-17 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    

    
    Just so you know, every time you post this picture I explode laughing uncontrollably, and if any of my friends are nearby, I show them.
    
    Every single time, they say "so what, it's not that funny."
    
    "You just don't get it," I reply.
    
    "No, I get it, ex why lean=xylene hurr hurr"
    
    "No, I mean you just don't GET it"
    
    So now all of my friends think I huff ex why lean.
19. 2016-09-17 at 3:05 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    No, I mean you just don't GET it

    
    LOL.
    
    the original pic is pretty funny too. Huffing it from a Skippy jar.
    
    http://niggasin.space/forum/better-living-through-chemistry/102316-i-get-220-in-24hrs-the-huffington-post
    
    
    
20. 2016-09-17 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    This thread is funny because I used to think the same. It kinda worked, too. Then everything collapsed and boy oh boy did life teach me a lesson there.
    
    OP is a faggot.

    
    
    sounds like you got pwnd breh