2015-09-26 at 9:14 PM UTC
Their poppy seeds used to be pretty good, but they always wierded me out because I saw spiderwebs in some of the tins. I used to go in there with a kroger bag in my pocket, get a cart, and put all the poppy seeds on the shelf into my cart and like put a few other items in there so it didn't look so strange that I had a cart full of poppy seed tins, then I would go into an empty aisle and quickly unfurl the bag and put all the seeds into it. I don't really recommend this sort of procedure for beginning shoplifters, because someone could come around the corner at any time and you have to be experienced enough to make it look like you are not doing anything suspicious. Which I am a master of, apparently, because I would just wheel the cart, with the bag of poppy seeds up in the top rack, to the produce area, take the bag, and walk out the door like I was just another shopper. I would do my best to not make it obvious to anyone on the register side that I was leaving out the other exit carrying a kroger bag, because both exits sort of empty into the same lobby, but no one ever even glanced at me. I was just another shopper leaving out the produce section door, which happens once in a great while I am sure but it is also a bit unusual. I would end up with about 30 or 40 tins, which wasn't a lot considering that it took about 12 tins to get high. There is no goddamn way I was going to pay 3.50 for 2 oz of poppy seeds. It's been years since I did this, I wonder if they still work?
2015-09-26 at 11:30 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I thought it was called krogers. I've actually never been to one being as how we don't have any here in texas. Whenever I get poppy seeds I go to central market.
2015-09-27 at 4:26 AM UTC
I haven't seen a Kroger grocery store since the 80's when Chrissie Hyde was crying about Akron on MTV.
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