What were your favorite things about Karen?

1. 2018-03-14 at 4:35 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I miss her body. In particular, her skin, which was soft as though it had been divinely spared abrasion and imperfection. If I were to design a home, every surface would be her skin. It would feel like she's always with me, and I have but to reach out and stroke her cheek wherever my finger lands. I would purchase the land my house of Karen stood upon so that nobody could take her away from me. I would establish a foundation to preserve her house of flesh so that even after I've died, my progeny will labor at the task of preserving her. After the epoch of man has passed on, more noble species will enshrine Karen as a tapestry; the sole fabric which remains to document the one truly good product of humankind. The Body of Karen is my future and all of ours. By the Body of Karen, I ordain you within Her.
2. 2018-03-14 at 5:22 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   god you're such a shitty poster
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3. 2018-03-14 at 5:28 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm just looking for something to clap.
4. 2018-03-14 at 5:30 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby god you're such a shitty poster

   
   Your skin will never be in a museum. Aliens might use something like it as a condom if you're lucky, and that's only if they do sex, which is unlikely. The most you could ever hope for your skin is to be consumed by your customers. You're nothing like Karen. You're a leathery, drug-needled bag of chlamydia.