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Wouldn't it be insane if you actually became the oldest or one of the oldest people in the world?

  1. 2018-03-14 at 1:59 AM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The cool part would be everyone you graduated with in highschool is dead expet you, and everyone in your family.
  2. 2018-03-14 at 2:44 AM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Being that old would fuckin suck.
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  3. 2018-03-14 at 2:53 AM UTC
    #3
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Pretty sure I'm already out of the running for that one
  4. 2018-03-14 at 3:02 AM UTC
    #4
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Never happening; I've failed as an organism.
  5. 2018-03-14 at 3:06 AM UTC
    #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
  6. 2018-03-14 at 7:38 AM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm planning on living forever so...
  7. 2018-03-14 at 8:14 AM UTC
    #7
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Being that old would fuckin suck.

    fuckin' A. I don't want to fuckin' live past 50, for fucks sake, fuck out living all you fucks and everyone else.
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  8. 2018-03-14 at 8:17 AM UTC
    #8
    HTS highlight reel
    Being the oldest living person would be weird. The way I've lived, I honestly have no right living that long. I'm not even sure I'll make it to my next birthday haha.
  9. 2018-03-14 at 8:18 AM UTC
    #9
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I will commit suicide long before that even comes remotely close to happening.
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  10. 2018-03-14 at 9:44 AM UTC
    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm already upset that I've made it to 23, can't imagine what I'd feel like at 123
  11. 2018-03-14 at 12:22 PM UTC
    #11
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by RestStop I will commit suicide long before that even comes remotely close to happening.

    Oh yeah. Granted, I've been suicidal for a good portion of my life, first beginning at age 7, but fuck, even if I never was suicidal a day in my life, if I get to be that old, I'm offing myself for sure.

    Firstly, everything that would have made life worth living such as people you love, they'd be gone.

    Secondly, you'd most likely be in poor health, and frail, making it difficult to do shit you like/love to do, and I'm willing to bet, the desire to do such things vs. the pain in the ass it would be to do such things wouldn't even out to doing those things, even things that aren't terribly physically demanding, or crazy, like, IDK... traveling. Just the time and effort, and hassle would kill someone that old, and that's just going to walmart to shop, or maybe visiting not-your-relatives on an hour or two car ride. You'd be reduced to watching TV all day and doing drugs... which is what a lot of people on here and IRL do anyway, so maybe it wouldn't be so bad for most people... but for me, it'd be fucking hell.

    Thirdly, you'd likely be very dependent on other people and/or drugs/medical devices, which that would really suck. I'm not keen on someone else whipping my ass.
  12. 2018-03-14 at 8:45 PM UTC
    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You're all weak cowards
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