What should I eat for breakfast?

1. 2018-03-13 at 9:46 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm thinking about the mozzarella cheese sticks, but I ate them last night and I don't want to get constipated. I have some pork chops, a brat eggs, sausage. Oh and I have a dragonfruit guys. This is hard because I want groceries, but I'm too tired to go to the store right now. I'm thinking four eggs and one russet potato. Yes?
2. 2018-03-13 at 9:48 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Dragonfruit flavored eggs
3. 2018-03-13 at 9:48 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm all out of Gatorade :(
4. 2018-03-13 at 9:49 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Juicebox Dragonfruit flavored eggs

   
   Umm k lol committing suicide as we speak
5. 2018-03-13 at 9:51 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Make the cheese sticks, but when they're done pull all the cheese out and stuff pieces of dragonfruit in
   
   That way you can eat the cheese sticks without getting constipated
6. 2018-03-13 at 9:56 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How about I put the cheese into the dragon fruit peel as well?
   
   But in all honestly, I'm settling for a lil corn bread
7. 2018-03-13 at 9:58 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Update, I just googled "lil cornbread" and there's literally an artist named "lil cornbread"
8. 2018-03-13 at 9:59 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Slaynk How about I put the cheese into the dragon fruit peel as well?

   
   
9. 2018-03-13 at 10:01 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Slaynk How about I put the cheese into the dragon fruit peel as well?
   
   But in all honestly, I'm settling for a lil corn bread

   
   Nice. I usually just go with toast or toaster strudels
   
   Most of the time I don't even eat breakfast, I get up right before I have to go to work and lunch break is only two hours in
10. 2018-03-13 at 10:02 AM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Meth.
11. 2018-03-13 at 10:06 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Juicebox Nice. I usually just go with toast or toaster strudels
    
    Most of the time I don't even eat breakfast, I get up right before I have to go to work and lunch break is only two hours in

    I feel like poop if I don't eat by 12. Just pulled my cornbread out of the microwave and I'm sitting here in the bathroom eating it. Enjoying simple things. I've been spending an awful lot of time just chilling out in my bathroom lately. I literally have food, clothes, dip and a phone charger in here that would be considered miscellaneous right now. It's cold in Ohio, so I turn the heat on in here and hangout on the stole I brought in here for sitting.
12. 2018-03-13 at 10:13 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I usually get up at 4 to get ready for work and lunch break is at 8 so I usually just wait
13. 2018-03-13 at 10:15 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Juicebox I usually get up at 4 to get ready for work and lunch break is at 8 so I usually just wait

    
    Four in the evening?
14. 2018-03-13 at 10:18 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Slaynk Four in the evening?

    
    Yeah
15. 2018-03-13 at 10:19 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's a sad existence man. I'm sorry that your existence is sad :(
16. 2018-03-13 at 10:24 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It beats getting up in the morning imo
17. 2018-03-13 at 10:33 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Juicebox It beats getting up in the morning imo

    
    I'm trying to find something with shortened hours working 11-3...
18. 2018-03-13 at 11:34 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Slaynk Update, I just googled "lil cornbread" and there's literally an artist named "lil cornbread"

    
    yeah he used to be called lil cornholed but he changed it coz people kept laughing and poining in the street.
    
    
    
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19. 2018-03-14 at 7:38 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Vanilla yogurt and hemp granola
20. 2018-04-23 at 12:06 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What do we eat today guys? I got food stamps and Walmart is down the street. Should I get fat?