check out this dank pizza I made

1. 2016-10-05 at 6:53 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   
   
   At my new job, I was hired to cook, but the first few days they asked If I could cover the front of the store cause someone quit, so I agreed to do it and it kinda sucked cause all I would do was tell people where to sit and cut lemons.
   
   But today I got to make pizzas, check out this pizza I made for myself, its canadian bacon, united states bacon, onion, jalapeno, shallots, pepperoni, onions, and pineapple and, mozzarella chee, and some other kind of cheese
   
   
2. 2016-10-05 at 7 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Your pizza is BULLSHIT!
3. 2016-10-05 at 8:05 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^nah its pretty good brah. Lets see you make a better pizza you simp
4. 2016-10-05 at 8:31 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Your pizza sucks.
   
   [SIZE=20px]YOU [/SIZE]suck.
5. 2016-10-05 at 8:53 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^you live with your adopted parents and you're too lazy to even rent your tranny ass on rentboy.com
   
   you sir, suck at being a fake woman.
6. 2016-10-05 at 9:12 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Your pizza looks like it was topped with gaped out buttholes surrounded by a mess of santorum.
7. 2016-10-05 at 10:40 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   wow looks like we've got a bunch of edgy dumbasses in this thread that can't offer any productive criticism, and have to rely on low brow insults. You guys are a bunch of deplorable smart aleck's who probably have never owned a suit in their life.
   
   /thead
8. 2016-10-05 at 10:45 PM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   That sounds gross. What are you Scooby Doo?
9. 2016-10-05 at 11:44 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Looks pretty yummy man, I'd eat the fuck out of it right now. Regular old pizza crust?.
   
   How big did you make it? Or did you just cook a small Bill Krozby pizza.
   
   Jalapeño is the best topping
   
10. 2016-10-05 at 11:44 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^i'm just creative.. and if you've never tried it, its hard to knock it. I guess different people like different things.. its basically a Hawaiian pie which is very common in the united states...
    
    I wonder what area of the country most of you guys live. niggasinspace is officially the even more retarded buzzfeed.
    
    
11. 2016-10-06 at 12 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Everyone I know likes Hawaiian pizza but I'm not a huge fan of pineapple unless its been soaking in salt water and spices.
    
    The only regional pizzas I know of are the "Canadian" which is basically a meat lovers with lots of ham and bacon
    
    And my favorite, donair pizza. The white sauce is made from garlic, vinager and evaporated milk. BEST SAUCE EVER you should make it just Google "donair sauce"
    
    
    
    Also LOL All dressed chips. Do Americans even into hickory sticks?.
    
    
    
12. 2016-10-06 at 12:03 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just commented on what it looked like to me. I'm a fan of buttholes. It was a compliment if nothing else. Fuck you.
13. 2016-10-06 at 12:04 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^that looks pretty dank, whats the brown sauce? a different kind of tomatoe?
14. 2016-10-06 at 12:50 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's donair meat lel
15. 2016-10-06 at 4:53 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^thanks for the info, I've never heard of donar meat pizza before... It looks great.
    We definitely don't have that here.
    
    
16. 2016-10-06 at 5 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    But today I got to make pizzas, check out this pizza I made for myself, its canadian bacon, united states bacon, onion, jalapeno, shallots, pepperoni, onions, and pineapple and, mozzarella chee, and some other kind of cheese

    
    Canadian bacon, damn I love that shit.
    United states bacon? Hah! Man this sounds great.
    Onion. I love onions.
    Jalapeno, alright not really my thing, not on pizza anyway.
    Shallots... what the fuck are you doing
    Pepperoni, my god man.
    Onions! More? Really?
    Pineapple. Holy fuck it is too late to turn this into a luhau.
    Mozzarella cheese, finally, some sense!
    Some other kind of cheese - you greedy bastard you
17. 2016-10-06 at 5:44 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Canadian bacon, damn I love that shit.
    United states bacon? Hah! Man this sounds great.
    Onion. I love onions.
    Jalapeno, alright not really my thing, not on pizza anyway.
    Shallots… what the fuck are you doing
    Pepperoni, my god man.
    Onions! More? Really?
    Pineapple. Holy fuck it is too late to turn this into a luhau.
    Mozzarella cheese, finally, some sense!
    Some other kind of cheese - you greedy bastard you

    
    
    Hell yeah nigga
18. 2016-10-06 at 1:02 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    are dill pickle chips popular in America?
    
    
    
19. 2016-10-06 at 1:47 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    are dill pickle chips popular in America?
    
    

    
    
    Lays has a dill pickle chip, but I don't see it around often
    
    
20. 2016-10-06 at 3:53 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm surprised America hasn't yet taken a liking to the cheddar potato chip.