Hey guys, multi-millionaire here! Man I'm so fucking rich.

1. 2018-03-09 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #21
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   prolly why he spent a whole day posting retarded gobbledy-gook so he could fake being wreckt and not answering the pm.
   
   
   
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-03-09 at 7:50 PM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   No fat chicks.
3. 2018-03-09 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You guys have some conspiracy going on here
4. 2018-03-09 at 8:18 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I bet you never even went to Fiji. Where's the pics?
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5. 2018-03-09 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

   Originally posted by Enter He told Fox Paws to "hmu", knowing that Fox Paws wouldn't want to meet him, so he could pretend that he had nothing to hide by publicly inviting Fox Paws to meet with him. Phew what a sentence.

   
   

   Originally posted by Fox Paws I PM’d him and he never replied

   
   

   Originally posted by NARCassist prolly why he spent a whole day posting retarded gobbledy-gook so he could fake being wreckt and not answering the pm.
   
   
   
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   Whew lad
6. 2018-03-09 at 10:08 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Listen, just because I stay in a $35 shithole motel and eat fastfood every day doesn't mean I'm not a millionaire. That's called being smart with money.
   
   It's exactly because I live in a way that's totally materially indistinguishable from lower-middle class that I'm a millionaire. If anything my seeming poverty is incontrovertible proof of my immense wealth.
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7. 2018-03-10 at 9:56 AM UTC

   #27
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Listen, just because I'm on welfare doesn't mean I'm not a millionaire. That's called being smart with money.
   
   It's exactly because I live in a way that's totally materially indistinguishable from lower-chav class that I'm a millionaire. If anything my seeming poverty is incontrovertible proof of my immense wealth.
   
   
   
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8. 2018-03-10 at 10:28 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel I bet you never even went to Fiji. Where's the pics?

   
   Why did so many people thank this? :(
   
   All I took were pics of animals, some art, and a selfie of me in my motel room. I really did go!
   
   Fiji's right next to Australia... it's a common place for holidays here.
9. 2018-03-10 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Why did so many people thank this? :(
   
   All I took were pics of animals, some art, and a selfie of me in my motel room. I really did go!
   
   Fiji's right next to Australia… it's a common place for holidays here.

   
   I bet you never even left your bedroom.
10. 2018-03-10 at 11:04 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I bet you never even left your bedroom.

    
    I didn't lie about going to fiji or anything to brag though
    
    why would I do that
    
    I said I was having a mental breakdown and needed to escape for a week, even if it was by myself like a loser
    
    Oh whatever. I'm just surprised at the people who thanked that post.
11. 2018-03-10 at 11:07 AM UTC

    #31
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Enter Oh whatever. I'm just surprised at the people who thanked that post.

    
    I just thought it was funny, fam. I believe you.
12. 2018-03-10 at 11:10 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter I didn't lie about going to fiji or anything to brag though
    
    why would I do that
    
    I said I was having a mental breakdown and needed to escape for a week, even if it was by myself like a loser
    
    Oh whatever. I'm just surprised at the people who thanked that post.

    
    Yeah I'm just fucking with you, I don't really care. You should have killed a random homeless woman there though you probably could get away with it
13. 2018-03-10 at 11:11 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS I just thought it was funny, fam. I believe you.

    
    Yeah. Literally nothing exciting happened, at least nothing that makes a good story. It was great though, but was mostly me just walking around.
14. 2018-03-10 at 12:54 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby whats up with enter always making lame jokes about seinfield or the simpsons or being a loser who doesn't get laid? he comes off as a functional retard with no identity of his own.

    
    you're clearly mad and jealous of his beaming personality and how he has a stranglehold on this website.
15. 2018-03-10 at 4:29 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    ive herd stories where beggars make more money than people working the minimum wages.
16. 2018-03-10 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #36
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader ive herd stories where beggars make more money than people working the minimum wages.

    
    Beggars make about $200-$300 a day in my area. They drive away in nice cars and change clothes after they're all done begging for the day.
17. 2018-03-10 at 5:11 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Beggars make about $200-$300 a day in my area. They drive away in nice cars and change clothes after they're all done begging for the day.

    
    how did you get the figure ???
18. 2018-03-10 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #38
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader how did you get the figure ???

    
    They usually count the money often, with their front turned to a wall or something. You can easily see how much they got just standing 10 feet away and watching them count.
19. 2018-03-10 at 6:23 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL They usually count the money often, with their front turned to a wall or something. You can easily see how much they got just standing 10 feet away and watching them count.

    
    You're a fucking idiot lmao.
20. 2018-03-10 at 6:31 PM UTC

    #40
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by -SpectraL They usually count the money often, with their front turned to a wall or something. You can easily see how much they got just standing 10 feet away and watching them count.

    
    shut the fuck up you fool
    
    
    
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