Killing the upstairs neighbors

1. 2018-03-10 at 11:19 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Does the noise ever stop?
   
   How nice it would be to just start shooting through the ceiling right below them. How enjoyable it would be to keep shooting towards their apartment all the way to their front door. The pleasure of shooting at the front door upon approach and entry. The absolute ecstasy of shooting through all the walls in the apartment while walking through it. The bliss of walking into the hiding room. The fulfillment of finding their bloody weeping mess hiding behind whatever they're hiding behind. The orgasm of bayoneting them to death.
   
   I will light a candle that they fall over the railing and get maimed.
   
   I will light a candle that a tsunami comes through, so that the cops cannot help them.
2. 2018-03-10 at 11:52 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sarin gas your entire building and pin it on your upstairs.
3. 2018-03-10 at 11:54 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Everybody else is innocent.
   
   Pumping some substance through the walls is NOT a bad idea, however.
4. 2018-03-10 at 11:56 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nitrous Oxide them.
5. 2018-03-10 at 11:56 AM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   You're Russian. Poison them.
   
   
6. 2018-03-10 at 11:57 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nitrous oxide me.
7. 2018-03-10 at 11:59 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Motherfuckers stared at me the other day while I was in my car. They were far away.
   
   Bitch I bet you wont stare when you're standing close to me in the elevator. I bet you won't have the audacity to talk shit to my face.
   
   But when you're at home, and make no mistake, I am listening, all I hear is you talking shit.
   
   "Every time they're speaking a different language down there"
   
   Why do people do this?
8. 2018-03-10 at 11:59 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic Nitrous oxide me.

   
   Sure, what's your blood type by the way? Just curious.
   
   
9. 2018-03-10 at 12 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   The only solution is to kill them. You know what you must do, BRiCK.
10. 2018-03-10 at 12:01 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Sure, what's your blood type by the way? Just curious.
    
    

    
    shit, I didn't know you were a hot asian nurse
11. 2018-03-10 at 12:02 PM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by greenplastic shit, I didn't know you were a hot asian nurse

    
    That's a 14 year old asian boy.
12. 2018-03-10 at 12:06 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic shit, I didn't know you were a hot asian nurse

    
    *Things people say tripping on nitrous before they go under and have their kidney stolen*
13. 2018-03-10 at 12:07 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace You're Russian. Poison them.
    
    

    
    Again, poison is not a bad idea, but it does not release pent up anger as well as good old fashioned violence. The only way that I got rid of anger in the past efficiently, was by physical force. My favorite is strangling. But of course, you cannot strangle everyone due to specific situations and physical size of the target. I once bashed someones head against the wall, which felt really good. Felt very, very good.
    
    Hence why I would bayonet the neighbors to death (if they're still alive) after assaulting their apartment. Because it does not release any pent up stress if all you do is push a button and they die. A bayonet or knife, on the other hand, is kind of like strangulation. You can feel their physical resistance to it. You can get pleasure from their obvious discomfort and fear, and their will to live.
    
    God willing some major shit goes down where I could just have a few days window of chaos to do my dirty laundry.
14. 2018-03-10 at 12:07 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel *Things people say tripping on nitrous before they go under and have their kidney stolen*

    
    do I at least get a bj out of it?
15. 2018-03-10 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic do I at least get a bj out of it?

    
    Kafir and sodomite, first one in the oven after the neighbors.
16. 2018-03-10 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Next time I see them I will just tell them to their face that I wish they fall over the railing upstairs and get maimed.
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