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Quitting weed due to noticeable drop in IQ

  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Daily is dead. I'm sorry.

    How many more brothers will we bury due to this evil insidious plant known as Marijuana? Weed : Not even once!
  2. If Daily is dead I'll be mad as hell.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I had tickets to England booked and everything!
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Daily and mmQ are both buried underneath the apple tree out back.
  5. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Lanny Daily, I hope you didn't OD and die.

    It was just a prank bro

    It just a plant
    It just grow like dat

    Quitting weed is one of the best decisions I have ever made in my entire life. I think my IQ has returned back to sploo level. I wake immediately: no lying around in bed for 10 minutes thinking about what the day holds, no haziness until noon, no more "what happened last night bro", no more insomnia and no more sporadic moments of self-doubt throughout the day. I even quit caffeine, which I realised was simply a remedy to that shit feeling in the morning and an almost psychosomatic crutch, a ritual. I walked inside a Cafe Nero the other day, stepped up to the counter, looked the bitch directly in her eye and literally said "do you do decaf" and the wave of liberation that ascended from my penile area right up to the frontal lobe was so overwhelming I nearly collapsed, only managing to steady myself on the counter, one hand reflexively reaching for the flapjacks in order to deal with this sudden stress response. The elderly man behind me in the queue softly cupped my elbow, stabilising me, letting me know everything is okay and that everything will be okay. No words were exchanged; we simply acknowledged each other's presence and as I turned to find a table, I heard him behind me, thundering - "Could I get a large decaf americano with sugar-free caramel syrup and some pouring cream on the side please?"

    Needless to say, I am a new man. Sure, my alcohol intake has increased, and fine, maybe I did do an entire gram of coke at my colleague's farewell party, but this herbal poisoning of the brain was profoundly more damaging to my mind because it was so easy to abuse every single day. My mood polarity has narrowed to some form of equilibrium and I have never felt so normal. 10/10 A+++ 5 stars Highly Recommend
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  6. Smoke more faggot
  7. Originally posted by Daily It just a plant
    It just grow like dat

    Quitting weed is one of the best decisions I have ever made in my entire life. I think my IQ has returned back to sploo level. I wake immediately: no lying around in bed for 10 minutes thinking about what the day holds, no haziness until noon, no more "what happened last night bro", no more insomnia and no more sporadic moments of self-doubt throughout the day. I even quit caffeine, which I realised was simply a remedy to that shit feeling in the morning and an almost psychosomatic crutch, a ritual. I walked inside a Cafe Nero the other day, stepped up to the counter, looked the bitch directly in her eye and literally said "do you do decaf" and the wave of liberation that ascended from my penile area right up to the frontal lobe was so overwhelming I nearly collapsed, only managing to steady myself on the counter, one hand reflexively reaching for the flapjacks in order to deal with this sudden stress response. The elderly man behind me in the queue softly cupped my elbow, stabilising me, letting me know everything is okay and that everything will be okay. No words were exchanged; we simply acknowledged each other's presence and as I turned to find a table, I heard him behind me, thundering - "Could I get a large decaf americano with sugar-free caramel syrup and some pouring cream on the side please?"

    Needless to say, I am a new man. Sure, my alcohol intake has increased, and fine, maybe I did do an entire gram of coke at my colleague's farewell party, but this herbal poisoning of the brain was profoundly more damaging to my mind because it was so easy to abuse every single day. My mood polarity has narrowed to some form of equilibrium and I have never felt so normal. 10/10 A+++ 5 stars Highly Recommend

    Another drug addict neck deep in delusional bullshit. Am I the only one around here who has the capacity to realize I'm an addict and doesn't need to lie to myself constantly to justify it?
  8. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by greenplastic Another drug addict neck deep in delusional bullshit. Am I the only one around here who has the capacity to realize I'm an addict and doesn't need to lie to myself constantly to justify it?

    Do you remember when you tried to call me out on my deadlift before realising that you're just weak as fuck for your weight

    It's a driving motion from the heels, not a pulling movement
  9. Originally posted by Daily Do you remember when you tried to call me out on my deadlift before realising that you're just weak as fuck for your weight

    It's a driving motion from the heels, not a pulling movement

    Oh, you're still insecure about that? I had totally forgotten about it.
  10. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    You're so cool man
  11. idoit
  12. switching from weed and caffeine to alcohol and cocaine = progress

    you have not gotten your sploo level IQ back
  13. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    It's okay to be afraid sploo
  14. you switched from two neuroprotectants to two neurotoxins for the sake of health

    lmao
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    daily switched from two bitch made trucks to two goat tier trucks
  16. People that quit weed belong in a concentration camp
  17. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Previous alcohol intake = 2 beers/glasses of wine a week
    Current alcohol intake = 3 beers/glasses of wine a week

    This is called an alcohol intake increase sploo

    I am not so sure about your IQ anymore
  18. Originally posted by Daily Previous alcohol intake = 2 beers/glasses of wine a week
    Current alcohol intake = 3 beers/glasses of wine a week

    This is called an alcohol intake increase sploo

    I am not so sure about your IQ anymore

    who charts how much alcohol they drink per week by the drink?
  19. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    People who don't have lesions in their brain
  20. I haven't drank alcohol in months. Suck it daily, you're an inferior being.
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