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the cactus subreddit is absolute shit
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2018-03-07 at 4:25 PM UTCI thought it would be a lot of cool pictures of cacti and people's gardens and shit and a lot of psychedelic cacti, but it turns out that it's just a bunch of normie faggots that are like
"LoL my significant other told me not to buy this but i bought 30 cacti from home depot!!!! lOlLOlol isn't that funny?"
and then just post a shitty picture of their $2 cacti that anybody could go to the store and see. and you know they're just some dipshit who thinks maybe if they post a cactus people will think they're interesting because it's their best chance at having a personality, so those cacti are going to be dead pretty soon anyways. -
2018-03-07 at 4:26 PM UTClike wow look at this one. a picture of normal ass cactus in home depot asking if it's worth it to buy it. well do you want the cactus or not you fucking dipshit? why the fuck would anyone want to see this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/cactus/comments/82ka8i/huge_cacti_at_my_local_home_depot_are_they_worth/ -
2018-03-07 at 4:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic I thought it would be a lot of cool pictures of cacti and people's gardens and shit and a lot of psychedelic cacti, but it turns out that it's just a bunch of normie faggots that are like
"LoL my significant other told me not to buy this but i bought 30 cacti from home depot!!!! lOlLOlol isn't that funny?"
and then just post a shitty picture of their $2 cacti that anybody could go to the store and see. and you know they're just some dipshit who thinks maybe if they post a cactus people will think they're interesting because it's their best chance at having a personality, so those cacti are going to be dead pretty soon anyways.
Originally posted by greenplastic like wow look at this one. a picture of normal ass cactus in home depot asking if it's worth it to buy it. well do you want the cactus or not you fucking dipshit? why the fuck would anyone want to see this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/cactus/comments/82ka8i/huge_cacti_at_my_local_home_depot_are_they_worth/
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2018-03-07 at 4:35 PM UTCoh lol i was wondering why jolly good chap seemed to become a meme all of a sudden. i don't even know what i wrote. was it douchebag?
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2018-03-07 at 4:35 PM UTCdouche
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2018-03-07 at 4:36 PM UTCdipshit
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2018-03-07 at 4:36 PM UTCfaggot
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2018-03-07 at 4:36 PM UTCohhh i see its f@gg0t
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2018-03-07 at 4:36 PM UTCFagg ot
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2018-03-07 at 5:03 PM UTCLol, "Đ°ss cactus"
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2018-03-07 at 6:30 PM UTC
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2018-03-07 at 6:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader its really really hard to kill a cactus with abandonment.
really, really hardd.
I had one die on me a few years back
I live in the deep south though, I think the humidity or the ants got to it
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2018-03-07 at 7:05 PM UTC
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2018-03-07 at 7:28 PM UTC
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2018-03-07 at 7:33 PM UTC
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2018-03-07 at 9:16 PM UTCFuck cacti.
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2018-03-07 at 11:43 PM UTC
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2018-03-07 at 11:53 PM UTC/r/succulents is a lot better.
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2018-03-08 at 7:11 AM UTCWhen I was a kid, I once kicked my ball, my ONLY BALL, into the air. It was in a small field between multistory buildings.
It hit a cactus and popped. My family was too poor to buy me another one.
As I grew older, I became wiser to the jediness of the cactus. I would pick the fruit off of cacti and give it to ants. The ants, being the jedi enablers that they are, would try to carry the whole fruits into their ant mounds, though they would not fit.
Knowing that the ants and jedis are in on it together, I decided to extract revenge. I saved small arms ammunition that I would find outside. In the field by the apartments, in the central bus station, in the school yard, I saved all of them. THen one day I came to the ants and poured all the gun powder into their mound, and set fire to it.
Where is your god now?
