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Last night I shit my pants

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    It sucked. And I had to endure it sober too.
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    I had to endure it sober too.

    WHAT TJE FJCKFN YOUR A LIAR HEY EBERYONE ITS A LIAR!!!

    YOU FUCKING LIAR PIEXE OF ∆

    THIS IS BULLSHIT'!#!#@#¥^∆

    as PRESIDENT of the local JENKEM huffers ASSociation UNION #1848 IM GONNA Have TO FIND YOU A FINE OF BUT EXCEEDING $10,000 USD. THIS SEIZURE SHALL BE USED TO FUND THE RESEARCH OF JENKAMINES IN THE FIELD OF JENKOLOGY.

    WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SPIN UP A QUICK BATCH WHILE YOU WAS THERE??..?! TEULY.FNFJDDSS...

    YOU ARE NOT AN AMERICAN!!!!

    CLEARLY YOU MUST NOT KNOW MUCB ABOUT JENK CHEMISTRY TO COOK YOUR OWN. SEE THIS 100L RB SHIT STAINED TO ALL HELL??? WHERE WERE YOU????

    WHERE WERE U????

    ILL TELL YA WERE U WHAS... NIWERRF$+#+2#$':;!!!!!!p∆

    ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TAKE UR PANTS OFF AND USE A FORK TO REMOVE THE FEEDSTOCK (HUMAM SHIT) FROM YOUR DRAWERS AND USE A KNIFE AND OR SCIZZORS TO CUT ANY STAINED FABRIC AND TJROE THAT IN THE BROTH AND ADD 1g Of BACTERIA WITH A CUP OF AMMONIA AND MAYBE VISIT YOUR NEIGHBOR AND RAID HIS SEPTIC TANK WHEN HE AINT LLOOKING. STICK A BALLOONS ON THE TOP AND HEAT IN THE SUN OR OVEN IF YOU NEED A HOOT IN UNDER AN HOUR AND THE NATURAL JENKOIDS WILL UNDERGO PHOTOSYNTJESIS TO JENKALINES AND FINALLY DECOMPOSE TO JENKAMINES MIXED WITH METHANE GAS WHICH YOU HUFFF ANDNDNSND TRIP FOR 10,000,000 HOURS SKFJGNSJA UNTIL SOMEONE CALLS THE AMBALAMPS AND INJECTS YOU WITH JENXALONE TO REVERSE TJE EFFECTS OF YOUR JENKIOD RECEPTORS.
    THIS IS GRADE SCHOOL CHEMISTRY SON!!!!
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    HOW CAN YOU FORGET YOUR HERITAGE??!!!!? JENK WAS DISCOVERED AT THE TEMPLE OF THE SCREAMING ELECTRON AND WE HAVE BEEN GIFTED THE GLORY OF 1999 HOUR LONG TRIPS AND OVERDOSING FRACTALS EVER SINC!!!!?!!E.!!!!!!!!!.

    HUFF JENK ERRY DAY
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