2015-07-06 at 2:46 AM UTC
Wtfff is this sploo give dopamine response
2015-07-06 at 2:50 AM UTC
If you literally slept for two days straight the first thing you should do is have a sports drink with sugar and electrolytes after that have a nice meal and smoke a cig(Optional). I'm sure you'll feel a lot better after that.
2015-07-06 at 3:23 AM UTC
Sleeping for that long is fucking terrible. You can drink whatever or smoke whatever right after, but just the mental weight of knowing you just slept that long is like another huge depressing blow on top of the depressing blow that just caused you to sleep that long. Dang.
2015-07-06 at 3:27 AM UTC
But not if you see it like 'wow I got plenty of rest, and now I'm ready for a big day!'
I just think of that guy that dresses like a sun and cooks zooey deschanel breakfast in that one commercial
2015-07-06 at 6:32 AM UTC
But being asleep for 2 days then waking up at 10pm sucks so fucking much
its 2:30am and fuck
2015-07-06 at 6:51 AM UTC
What does being depressed feel like? I see everyone calling themselves "sadboy" and it seems pretty cool. How do I become depressed?
Its not like that, its crushing emptiness
2015-07-06 at 7:03 AM UTC
That doesn't sound fun. What is the root of this crushing emptiness you speak of? Can you trace it back into the ground you grew it in and rip it off and fill that crushing emptiness with nothing but love?
2015-07-07 at 2:22 AM UTC
I wouldent feel so bad sleeping 2 days. Not like we missed out on anything. I used to feel like utter shit sleeping past noon. Now im just like fuck it mang. Dont really have shit to do
2015-07-07 at 7:03 AM UTC
The world would be a better place if everyone laid in bed til they couldn't take it anymore.
I can't sleep for longer than six hours at a stretch, it really fucking pisses me off.
2018-03-07 at 4:16 PM UTC
those 16 hour comas after being awake for 3 days tho.
first thing i do is drink some water and put some lip balm on because my shit is dryer than the sahara
then i make a fatass breakfast and have some coffee