I'm deeper than you think I am, bitch.

1. 2018-03-06 at 2:40 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You think I have a crush on you? You think I like you, whore?
   
   Bahahahaha.
   
   Keep thinking that. I don't live in the same reality as your pathetic little suburban love story fairytale land.
2. 2018-03-06 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There's this girl at my work who does this fake laugh all the time and I want to rip her throat out and stuff it up her butthole.
3. 2018-03-06 at 2:49 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 There's this girl at my work who does this fake laugh all the time and I want to rip her throat out and stuff it up her butthole.

   
   I wish a girl would like me like Pam from The Office. And we can do this will they/won't they thing, and she'll think it's so romantic.
   
   But meanwhile the whole time I'm just playing her along because I don't have plans to actually become her boyfriend; I just want to destroy her psyche. In the series finale, I will say, "wait wtf? You thought I liked you, you ugly cunt?"