2018-03-01 at 11:31 PM UTC
I was just at the water cooler filling up my bottle (GOTTA GET THOSE LITERS), when this fucking WHORE who I only talked to once at a party came over to me. I'm thinking "oh wow, a girl actually going out of her way to come talk to me".
Her: How's it going?
Me: Yeah good, you?
Her: Good. Are you having fun studying?
Me: Yeah actually.
Her: Oh cool. *Walks away*
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU DIRTY SLUT?!?! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT, GETTING MY HOPES UP, ONLY TO GIVE ME THAT RIDICULOUSLY SHIT SMALL TALK? JUST FUCK OFF IN THE FUTURE. DON'T WASTE MY FUCKING TIME.
THIS HAPPENS ALL THE FUCKING TIME, TOO. MEANWHILE THE CONVERSATIONS THEY HAVE WITH OTHER GUYS ARE ALL GIGGILY AND INVOLVE SEX TALK AND ALL SORTS OF FLIRTY SHIT. BUT NEVER ME.
2018-03-01 at 11:59 PM UTC
Just realized they're doing it out of pity. Like, "oh god I better go attempt to talk to that person before he kills himself" or some shit. Ugh. I hate them even more now knowing that.
2018-03-02 at 12:24 AM UTC
Maybe she thought you were hot? Maybe she just wanted conversation.
Chill the fuck out Enter.
2018-03-02 at 1:35 AM UTC
Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
Man, you make Elliot Rodgers look like fucking Leonardo Dicaprio
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2018-03-02 at 6:55 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
She thought you were cute and tried to talk to you, but then she found your utter contempt for all women kind of off-putting and quickly changed her mind. I think you probably give this murderous, autistic stare whenever a woman talks to you that instantly makes them feel equal parts disgust and terror.
2018-03-02 at 8:16 AM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Does everyone go for cover every time you reach in your bag?
