I killed myself last night.

1. 2016-02-26 at 6:28 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Im posting from the other side theres internet here n' shit its tyte. Kill yourselves too and come chill, i'll get referrals.
2. 2016-02-26 at 6:34 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   If you kill yourself on that side, do you end up back on this side?
3. 2016-02-26 at 9:32 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Heaven is actually a space station among the stars and no NOBODY goes there when they die because WE HAVENT BUILT IT YET. If you die before advancing humanity to space god just makes you a zombie when the Apocalypse happens. If you a space nigga and help other humans live forever in space you get the blessing.
4. 2016-02-26 at 10:07 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   There's internet on this side too. What's the appeal?
5. 2016-02-27 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This post is so metaphysical I had to go lay down