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this guy probably has to shit so bad

  1. #21
    Originally posted by A College Professor jk i dont have any doggeys i was trolein

    Who's that wigger in your avatar?
  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock good job

    thats rich coming from a guy who spent months trying to figure out how to use img tags smh... i don't even...
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  3. #23
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats rich coming from a guy who spent months trying to figure out how to use img tags smh… i don't even…

    hahah yeah, his retardation surely is hilarious.



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  4. #24
    He should just shit really fast in his hands and reswallow the package again.


    they're not hovering over him are they.. they will just catch his shit going into the toilet. I'm sure there is a screen of some type that is used to monitor their shit .


    so if no one is hovering over him.. he can recycle his poop majic
  5. #25
    it looks like for some reason they're putting out an article about him every 3 days, so we might have to wait a couple days for an update. what do you guys think will happen? will they release him over concerns about his health? will he continue to hold the shit in, possibly until death? or will it eventually just build up past the point of no return, and then that dude will shit like 18 feet. that would probably be the best feeling ever. especially after being so tense just having to concentrate super hard on holding your shit in 24/7 in jail for 40+ days. that guys basically gonna be like a monk by the time he gets out of there.
  6. #26
    what if he's secretly been shitting tiny amounts, and then eating the shit?
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Enter what if he's secretly been shitting tiny amounts, and then eating the shit?

    that theory conflicts with my statement of "Just shit and reeat the package" you trying to steal my thunder away, Son?
  8. #28
    Originally posted by greenplastic that guys basically gonna be like a monk by the time he gets out of there.


    All zen and shit.

    well.. Kudos to him for not giving into the Man's Demands!
  9. #29
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Any updates? Dude is kind of dumb tbh. They're charging him either way.
  10. #30
    SHARP Yung Blood
    Originally posted by greenplastic it looks like for some reason they're putting out an article about him every 3 days, so we might have to wait a couple days for an update. what do you guys think will happen? will they release him over concerns about his health? will he continue to hold the shit in, possibly until death? or will it eventually just build up past the point of no return, and then that dude will shit like 18 feet. that would probably be the best feeling ever. especially after being so tense just having to concentrate super hard on holding your shit in 24/7 in jail for 40+ days. that guys basically gonna be like a monk by the time he gets out of there.

    I reckon the pain from being massively constipated, eventually will send him to the toilet, but possibly being unable to take a (ginormous) dump, followed by hospitalization and surgery. In any case, I've never heard of someone holding in their shit like this, it's amazing he's actually gone for as long as he has, but whatever happens I doubt they'll release him, that would just start a trend, and subsequently, they'd have to let everyone go suspected of having swallowed the drugs, which would kind of defeat the purpose of locking them up in the first place.
  11. #31
    What is inside of him is only suspect at this time.

    I think if they didn't read him his rights yet (after 72 hours) they have to let him go. If they did read him the rights, they have only so much time to prove evidence"

    Oh wait.. this is the UK.. yeah he's fucked!
  12. #32
    Tbh if someone can hold their shit in for 40 days I say let them go. They've earned their freedom. I can't find any updates, I wonder what happened.
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  13. #33
    Originally posted by greenplastic Tbh if someone can hold their shit in for 40 days I say let them go. They've earned their freedom. I can't find any updates, I wonder what happened.

    I want to agree with this. or not be arrested for drugs in the first place. just send him to a hospital for care.

    I am curious however if that bag has finally dissolved in his digestive fluids. And I bet anything his liver, pancrease and stomach are working overtime. he might destroy his liver with all of that shit to enhancement out. literal shit and the drug.
  14. #34
    Oh I forgot to ask. Is he eating? clearly, he's drinking fluids.. You can live without food for a month but you can't live without water.

    what is he eating, or are they force feeding him?
  15. #35
    this happened 5 years ago.. he went 48 days


  16. #36
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Oh I forgot to ask. Is he eating? clearly, he's drinking fluids.. You can live without food for a month but you can't live without water.

    what is he eating, or are they force feeding him?

    Did you even read the article? It says the answer to both your questions.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Did you even read the article? It says the answer to both your questions.

    Nope.. I often read the articles but I didn't feel like reading it originally. seemed gross. but the video I posted is very similar. the jailhouse cops kept eating in front of his cell.. on the 38 days of that guy (2013) drove him crazy and he needed food.. the moment he ate.. he produced all the tied up drug packages.
  18. #38
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Nope.. I often read the articles but I didn't feel like reading it originally. seemed gross. but the video I posted is very similar. the jailhouse cops kept eating in front of his cell.. on the 38 days of that guy (2013) drove him crazy and he needed food.. the moment he ate.. he produced all the tied up drug packages.

    Read the article because that's not similar AT ALL.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Read the article because that's not similar AT ALL.

    I meant the not taking a shit for a long period.

    but OK. sheesh. Is he making things float around in his jail cell like a magician.. how different can it be.
  20. #40
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I meant the not taking a shit for a long period.

    but OK. sheesh. Is he making things float around in his jail cell like a magician.. how different can it be.

    Read the article and you will know.
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