Has anybody here ever published a book?

1. 2018-02-27 at 7:21 PM UTC

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   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   I've been writing a novel for nearly two years. It is loosely based on my exploits.
   
   How do I published this? This is legitimately a 9.5/10 book and somebody with an IQ below 110 will consider it one of the greatest of all time. Is there anything I need to take into account before going to a publishing agency? Are there other avenues?
2. 2018-02-27 at 7:25 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   §m£ÂgØL "published" his laughable embarrassment of a book he was so passionate about writing through Amazon. It was only after he learned that he was not the father of hydro's child that he went on an evidence destruction campaign, taking it down all over the internet and deleting any posts he made on various websites to promote it. Only scant remains are left that link to broken links.
   
   Anyway, that's my two cents.
   
   *Sails away into the sunset on wings of false hope*
3. 2018-02-27 at 8:55 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   I heard SpectraL is working on a title. It's, "Around the Board in 80 Alts".
4. 2018-02-27 at 10:38 PM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   I published a book as Stephen King once. I almost shit my pants when I saw it on store shelves. It was garbage, but of course King fans ate it up.