Post in this thread, and I'll give you a short Seinfeld scene that sums you up.

1. 2018-02-22 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Humor is subjective. My funny and your funny are obviously different. I'm chill with that.

   
   i don't care if it doesn't make me laugh. i want you to show me a scene that made you laugh. you specifically tell me what part made you breathe air out your nose at the very least.
2. 2018-02-22 at 5:20 PM UTC

   #102
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic you know that's not really him though. i don't get it.

   
   it is, because he sent me long drug fucked PM's before he started posting here
3. 2018-02-22 at 5:21 PM UTC

   #103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic you know that's not really him though. i don't get it.

   
   oh wait, are you talking about the video i posted?
   
   yeah it is. he desperately wants to be friends with the users here. that's why he sent all those pm's to me. he does the same shit to stupid noob. he's an emotional wreck.
   
   but meanwhile, we're jerry and elaine.
4. 2018-02-22 at 6:16 PM UTC

   #104
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter i seriously dont understand how people can hate seinfeld
   
   like what the fuck
   
   do you seriously not find this funny:
   
   

   
   It has some parts that are funny, but generally I don't like the structure. Conversation isn't a thing, it's just a bunch of jokes. Plus the laugh track is INCREDIBLY annoying. Ever watch Big Bang Theory without the laugh track? It becomes so tragic and pathetic and quiet and awkward that it's actually funny.
   
   Seinfeld probably more real laughs than Big Bang Theory, but I would never sit there and watch it.
5. 2018-02-23 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #105
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Friends was better than Seinfeld and it sucked.

   
   OMG. I bet you fucking watch Soap Operas too. General Hospital much?
6. 2018-02-23 at 11:35 AM UTC

   #106
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Enter i don't care if it doesn't make me laugh. i want you to show me a scene that made you laugh. you specifically tell me what part made you breathe air out your nose at the very least.

   
   I want some stuff too. I hope you get what you want.
7. 2018-02-23 at 11:43 AM UTC

   #107
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I want some stuff too. I hope you get what you want.

   
   For Seinfeld? There's a video a few posts up on this page that §m£ÂgØL quoted. Watch that one.
8. 2018-02-23 at 11:45 AM UTC

   #108
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Enter For Seinfeld? There's a video a few posts up on this page that §m£ÂgØL quoted. Watch that one.

   
   No thank you.
9. 2018-02-23 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #109
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter

   
   Lol, because I don’t find human life inherently valuable. Good one
10. 2018-02-23 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #110
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 OMG. I bet you fucking watch Soap Operas too. General Hospital much?

    
    what would you call Life Goes On ???
    
    it was memorable to me becos it taught me that men too, can be raped.
11. 2018-02-25 at 5 AM UTC

    #111
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wax Candy