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I really want to start dating a girl. :(

  1. #1
    I want to go as long as I can without fucking her, so she'll eventually be BEGGING for sex, then I can call her a fucking whore and leave her.

    THATS ALL I WANT

    IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?!?!??!?!
  2. #2
    You'd be begging her for sex after one day
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  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Or you could look for a partner with tits who shares your view of the world.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    same, thanks for the reminder to go swipe on my sex app / jerk off
  5. #5
    There’s no such thing as “dating” anymore. That’s the shit you see on old tv shows that no longer exists.

    There’s no couple out there that’s just “dating” for a couple months slowly falling in love, without ever banging.
  6. #6
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws There’s no such thing as “dating” anymore. That’s the shit you see on old tv shows that no longer exists.

    There’s no couple out there that’s just “dating” for a couple months slowly falling in love, without ever banging.

    Wrong
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Fox Paws There’s no such thing as “dating” anymore. That’s the shit you see on old tv shows that no longer exists.

    There’s no couple out there that’s just “dating” for a couple months slowly falling in love, without ever banging.

    Lolwut
  8. #8
    You realize people always banged, yeah?
  9. #9
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Leave it to beaver ass niggaz did you do your chores today?
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  10. #10
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    gee golly, wally!
  11. #11
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    If you really want to improve your game, wait until she's about to orgasm, then pull out and spit in her face and slap her around.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 You realize people always banged, yeah?

    That’s my point.

    Enter wants to “court” a woman over several “dates”, making her fall in love with him, and when they go to have sex for the first time he becomes utterly disgusted with her and nicely turns her down in an attempt to shatter her sense of self-worth.

    My point was you will never find a woman nowadays who will go on multiple dates with a guy without having sex and not think he’s an impotent loser for not making a move sooner. And if there is such a woman, she’s probably a 4/10 or below
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Fox Paws That’s my point.

    Enter wants to “court” a woman over several “dates”, making her fall in love with him, and when they go to have sex for the first time he becomes utterly disgusted with her and nicely turns her down in an attempt to shatter her sense of self-worth.

    My point was you will never find a woman nowadays who will go on multiple dates with a guy without having sex and not think he’s an impotent loser for not making a move sooner. And if there is such a woman, she’s probably a 4/10 or below

    i hate women
  14. #14
    HTS highlight reel
    I want enter to get into a relationship with a domme. He clearly craves a strong woman who can control and dominate him.
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    Originally posted by HTS I want enter to get into a relationship with a domme. He clearly craves a strong woman who can control and dominate him.

    domme's dont exist :(
  16. #16
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Enter domme's dont exist :(

    They surely do, cutie pie. Try fetlife. 😉
  17. #17
    Originally posted by HTS They surely do, cutie pie. Try fetlife. 😉

    Hey, fun fact. I went to a stripper once and she seemed to like me. She gave me love bites (hickies), and she even hung out with me after her session and got mcdonalds with me. Then she gave me her ummm forgot what app username it's called, so I could buy drugs off her.

    Man I should've followed up on that. Anyway the point is she was like "you'd make such a great sub!"

    Ugh all these missed opportunities in life... life... life... :(
  18. #18
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Enter, you need to find a chick who looks like a man.
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