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Should I actually go to mexico?

  1. #1
    My dickhead friends want to drive across the border, not fly right to a safe resort.

    I don't want to do that shit. They may have a death wish, but I don't.

    Am I being overly paranoid? All the fucking gore vids I watch on watchpeopledie are mostly from mexico, but my normie "DERP! LETS PARTY!!!" faggot friends obviously don't spend their time watching death vids to know this.

    this mexico situation is pissing me the fuck off.
  2. #2
    lol you'll be fine, i've walked across the border a couple times for cheap dental work and stuff
  3. #3
    Originally posted by greenplastic lol you'll be fine, i've walked across the border a couple times for cheap dental work and stuff

    are u sure? i'm completely white though, and ur part mexican.

    mexicans harass white ppl coz they know they're rich and easy targets.
  4. #4
    rub weed all over your clothes first.
  5. #5
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Do it. The gore vids are mostly rival cartels killing each other and they happen in southern Mexico.

    Where exactly are you going anyway? Tijuana right?
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Vizier Do it. The gore vids are mostly rival cartels killing each other and they happen in southern Mexico.

    Where exactly are you going anyway? Tijuana right?

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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Ask me whatever you want about this country and I'll provide mostly honest information. For starters, the videos thing I said is true.
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    Originally posted by Vizier Ask me whatever you want about this country and I'll provide mostly honest information. For starters, the videos thing I said is true.

    this reminds me of this south park episode where cartman wants to go to somalia and kyle is like, "yeah totally! you should totally go!" and then when he finally leaves kyle is all happy like, "yeah he's totally going to die".
  9. #9
    yes I'm going to Tijuana. remember those australian backpackers who died? its only coz they fought back right? so if we get robbed or harassed about anything, just give in and don't fight back?
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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Originally posted by Enter yes I'm going to Tijuana. remember those australian backpackers who died? its only coz they fought back right? so if we get robbed or harassed about anything, just give in and don't fight back?

    Don't fall for memes on the internet/tv. It's really not dangerous in most big cities if you're a tourist. Just don't be obvious and flaunting money or whatever, and they died because they were driving through a shithole state called Sinaloa an everyone says they were asking for drugs.

    Tijuana is a shithole though. Drive about an hour south to a smaller, cleaner and prettier coastal city named Ensenada.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Vizier Don't fall for memes on the internet/tv. It's really not dangerous in most big cities if you're a tourist. Just don't be obvious and flaunting money or whatever, and they died because they were driving through a shithole state called Sinaloa an everyone says they were asking for drugs.

    Tijuana is a shithole though. Drive about an hour south to a smaller, cleaner and prettier coastal city named Ensenada.

    Okay, thanks. Anything else I should be cautious about? Going out at night, etc?
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Enter are u sure? i'm completely white though, and ur part mexican.

    mexicans harass white ppl coz they know they're rich and easy targets.

    i don't look mexican at all though. what parts would you be going? i know there can be some dangerous parts towards like central mexico and shit but you wont see any of those if you're sticking to the touristy cities and stuff
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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Avoid looking for drugs and avoid crossing drugs back to USA, especially the latter. Most people in busy areas probably speak english so don't be afraid to ask about stuff. No problem going out at night if you stick to places like bars and restaurant areas. There's full streets and neighborhoods for this type of stuff. Don't ask for shit like "Donkey Shows" or the people will just laugh at you. There's also Uber if you need that shit. Beware of the cops too, so don't do anything crazy in a car since they'll want a bribe if you get pulled over. Don't sperg out on women unless you want a beating.

    I can't give you a whole lot of info about the city because I've only been there a few times, but it's pretty much the same deal everywhere.

    Enjoy the food; that's one thing we have that's top tier in the world.
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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Originally posted by greenplastic i don't look mexican at all though. what parts would you be going? i know there can be some dangerous parts towards like central mexico and shit but you wont see any of those if you're sticking to the touristy cities and stuff

    Which cities have you been to?
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    Originally posted by Vizier Avoid looking for drugs and avoid crossing drugs back to USA, especially the latter. Most people in busy areas probably speak english so don't be afraid to ask about stuff. No problem going out at night if you stick to places like bars and restaurant areas. There's full streets and neighborhoods for this type of stuff. Don't ask for shit like "Donkey Shows" or the people will just laugh at you. There's also Uber if you need that shit. Beware of the cops too, so don't do anything crazy in a car since they'll want a bribe if you get pulled over. Don't sperg out on women unless you want a beating.

    I can't give you a whole lot of info about the city because I've only been there a few times, but it's pretty much the same deal everywhere.

    Enjoy the food; that's one thing we have that's top tier in the world.

    pretty much everywhere has really good food, it's just all different
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    Originally posted by greenplastic i don't look mexican at all though. what parts would you be going? i know there can be some dangerous parts towards like central mexico and shit but you wont see any of those if you're sticking to the touristy cities and stuff

    we're driving over the border and going to Tijuana. I hate my idiot friends. If they get kidnapped, tortured and murdered, then fine. But I don't want no part of that shit!
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Vizier Which cities have you been to?

    just tijuana and ensenada
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Enter we're driving over the border and going to Tijuana. I hate my idiot friends. If they get kidnapped, tortured and murdered, then fine. But I don't want no part of that shit!

    yea tijuana is safe, people go there all the time. it's boring though. i think the main attraction is that you can go clubbing if you're not 21 yet.
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    Originally posted by greenplastic yea tijuana is safe, people go there all the time. it's boring though. i think the main attraction is that you can go clubbing if you're not 21 yet.

    yeah thats the same in australia
  20. #20
    what the fuck

    vizier did you know the age of consent in mexico is 12

    do people actually fuck 12 year olds there. or is it still seen as morally wrong?
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