Suggest me some beer.

1. 2015-09-25 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So most of my drinking experience thus far has been with liquor. Most of the beers I've had were shit beers like bud light. Last week I had redds and angry orchard, but I'm looking for suggestions that aren't weird shit like appley drinks. I just don't know what to look for, where to start.
2. 2015-09-25 at 3:48 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Are you looking for an import beer? Something special? IDK breh, dunno' what you like. Drink Warsteiner.
3. 2015-09-25 at 3:52 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I dunno what I like either, that's the problem. What do you like?
4. 2015-09-25 at 5:16 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   I dunno what I like either, that's the problem. What do you like?

   
   Warsteiner, Heiniken, Hertog-Jan. German and Dutch beer mostly. Belgian beer can suck my dick.
5. 2015-09-25 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   St. Pauli Girl Special Dark.
6. 2015-09-25 at 5:53 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Pick yourself up some Red Stripe.
7. 2015-09-26 at 5:24 AM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Fosters, get a couple oil cans and you're set
8. 2015-09-26 at 6:33 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   IPAs are pretty hot at the moment. Lots of breweries make an IPA, Lagunitas' offering is my favorite (it's literally just sold as "IPA"). It's a good non-shit every day drinking beer that won't break the bank.
   
   Sours are my prefered kind of beer, particularly Almanac which has pretty good distribution in the US but it's hard to find the same beer twice with them.
   
   People shit on heineken but in absence of something better (like if all you've got is Bud and co.) it's my beer of choice, it actually has flavor even if it isn't the best and it's not some soupy dark ale bullshit.
9. 2015-09-26 at 7 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   People shit on heineken but in absence of something better (like if all you've got is Bud and co.) it's my beer of choice, it actually has flavor even if it isn't the best and it's not some soupy dark ale bullshit.

   
   
   
   *slowly shakes head disapprovingly*
10. 2015-09-26 at 7:24 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I've have PBR before, it's just generic, inoffensive but uninteresting. I mean I'd drink it out of a red cup or something but I'd never order it in a bar simply because it's such the cliche hipster beer and people give me enough shit on that front anyway. I'd reliably pick heineken over PBR in a blind taste taste any day of the week.
11. 2015-09-26 at 4:37 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I've have PBR before, it's just generic, inoffensive but uninteresting. I mean I'd drink it out of a red cup or something but I'd never order it in a bar simply because it's such the cliche hipster beer and people give me enough shit on that front anyway. I'd reliably pick heineken over PBR in a blind taste taste any day of the week.

    If by PBR you mean Pabst Blue Ribbon I'm laughing at it being called a hipster beer. That stuff is straight up redneck, white socks, and blue ribbon beer.
12. 2015-09-26 at 8:12 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
13. 2015-09-26 at 8:34 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    If by PBR you mean Pabst Blue Ribbon I'm laughing at it being called a hipster beer. That stuff is straight up redneck, white socks, and blue ribbon beer.

    
    Yeah, that's what everyone laughs about. It was, and maybe in most of the country still is, a redneck beer but in urban centers where you see more hipsters than rednecks it definitely has a reputation as a hipster beed. Mostly because "hipsters" really do drink the shit like nothing else.
14. 2015-09-26 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    PBR is cheap as shit. Which would explain broke ass hipsters drinking it I suppose.
15. 2015-09-29 at 12:17 AM UTC

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    Shodan Yung Blood
    
    
    This beer is sooooooooo fucking good. The aroma alone will give you nosegasms.
16. 2015-09-30 at 1:22 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pumpkins are for pie and smashing not for brewing and drinking.
17. 2015-10-04 at 11:23 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    natty lite spiked with sugar free redbull
18. 2015-10-04 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    natty lite spiked with sugar free redbull

    That's not beer.
19. 2015-10-04 at 7:51 PM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Guinness Extra Stout or Third Shift.
20. 2015-10-04 at 8:12 PM UTC

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    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Yes the packaging is cool but it is also good beer