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    Really? Do ya? Then why the fuck isn't your head on a fucking spike?

    Cunt.

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Classic Enter.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Would you ever consider transforming into an actual woman at some point in your life, Enter?
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Would you ever consider transforming into an actual woman at some point in your life, Enter?

    yeah if i could be an ACTUAL woman, not a fuckin' freak
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Enter yeah if i could be an ACTUAL woman, not a fuckin' freak

    You could go back and start over fresh, as a woman...
  6. #6
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You could go back and start over fresh, as a woman…

    how?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Enter how?

    There's several ways... time machine... aliens... portals... God.
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's several ways… time machine… aliens… portals… God.

    i cant get access to those things tho
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Enter i cant get access to those things tho

    You'd have to go back in time and change the diet of both your mother and father at a point just a few days before your own conception. This will make you come out an actual female. I would recommend a time machine, as the available instrumentation will be much more accurate than, say, a time portal would be. And you don't need access. You simply build one. Anyone can. It's very easy.
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL You'd have to go back in time and change the diet of both your mother and father at a point just a few days before your own conception. This will make you come out an actual female. I would recommend a time machine, as the available instrumentation will be much more accurate than, say, a time portal would be. And you don't need access. You simply build one. Anyone can. It's very easy.

    ....................how do i build one
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Enter yeah if i could be an ACTUAL woman, not a fuckin' freak

    I feel personally attacked. 😢
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by HTS I feel personally attacked. 😢

    You've been triggered.
  13. #13
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You've been triggered.

    KEY: beta RED 372
    Trigger accepted.

    Mission parameters: Kill the Prime Minister of Canada. Bomb Canadian houses of parliament.

    Noblesse obligé.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by HTS KEY: beta RED 372
    Trigger accepted.

    Mission parameters: Kill the Prime Minister of Canada. Bomb Canadian houses of parliament.

    Noblesse obligé.

    TANGO7649713a-87401
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You'd have to go back in time and change the diet of both your mother and father at a point just a few days before your own conception. This will make you come out an actual female.

    have nothing to do with diet.

    everybody know young men produce sons and when their older and in the beta stages of their lives ...

    they produce daughters.

    the king of england was too old and too beta when he mated thats why england have queens.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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