tfw no gf

1. 2018-02-22 at 8:12 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
2. 2018-02-22 at 8:13 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   That's "Feels" Alexa you dumb bitch!
3. 2018-02-22 at 8:15 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   im sick and home alone for the next few days, there's no one to take care of me :(
   
   i was hopin to at least get high or something while my mom and brother's gone, but now i cant even do that coz of the fucking mumps
   
   THIS SUCKS ASS
4. 2018-02-22 at 8:16 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Well...at least you have this place.
5. 2018-02-22 at 8:16 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
6. 2018-02-22 at 8:23 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop Well…at least you have this place.

   
   That's true, brah. :)
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "brah"!
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   • aldra
7. 2018-02-22 at 9:52 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop Well…at least you have this place.

   
   

   Originally posted by Enter That's true, brah. :)
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "brah"!

   
   LOL
8. 2018-02-22 at 9:59 AM UTC

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   mso8 Houston
   ;_;
9. 2018-02-22 at 10:21 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   who the fuck gets mumps anymore
10. 2018-02-22 at 10:21 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    rekt by a dead disease for babies
11. 2018-02-22 at 10:24 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra who the fuck gets mumps anymore

    
    next i'll have the fawkin' plague
    
    
12. 2018-02-22 at 10:27 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, fucking india
    
    
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    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2018-02-22 at 1:37 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter coz of the fucking mumps

    
    For some reason I assumed you would be vaccinated :)
14. 2018-02-22 at 2:03 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Issue313 For some reason I assumed you would be vaccinated :)

    
    i am and got it anyway
    
    vaccinations are a scam
15. 2018-02-22 at 2:42 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    yea bitches do that sometimes, they do it on purpose though. it used to bother me until i realized they're prob just insecure and shit. like this girl is coming on the bus and like "oh shit i don't want that guy to think that i'm hitting on him, plus i need to perform some sort of maneuver to elevate myself in my own mind", so they don't sit by you because they think that that hurts your feelings or whatever. just invalidate their game by not caring.
    
    no joke i was on the bus one day and it was kinda crowded. i was standing there fucking with my phone a few feet away from a girl who was seated. i wasn't really close to her personal space at all but she decided to extend her hand and touch my stomach. i was stoned and confused so i looked up and she said "can you please stand away from me" which pissed me off because obviously this bitch is touching on my abs for a reason and it's not because i'm in her personal space. like what, are you too intimidated by my rock hard abs and think you're going to lose control and slut out on the public bus? so i just gave her a weird look and didn't say anything and just turned around.
16. 2018-02-22 at 2:50 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic yea bitches do that sometimes, they do it on purpose though. it used to bother me until i realized they're prob just insecure and shit. like this girl is coming on the bus and like "oh shit i don't want that guy to think that i'm hitting on him, plus i need to perform some sort of maneuver to elevate myself in my own mind", so they don't sit by you because they think that that hurts your feelings or whatever. just invalidate their game by not caring.
    
    no joke i was on the bus one day and it was kinda crowded. i was standing there fucking with my phone a few feet away from a girl who was seated. i wasn't really close to her personal space at all but she decided to extend her hand and touch my stomach. i was stoned and confused so i looked up and she said "can you please stand away from me" which pissed me off because obviously this bitch is touching on my abs for a reason and it's not because i'm in her personal space. like what, are you too intimidated by my rock hard abs and think you're going to lose control and slut out on the public bus? so i just gave her a weird look and didn't say anything and just turned around.

    
    Women are fucking creepy.
    
    When they call guys creepy it's pure projection.
    
    Women will talk about you behind your back, stalk you on social media, and go through your shit. They will manipulate you psychologically and use sex and affection, and even your own children, as a weapon.
17. 2018-02-22 at 2:55 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    reading about ted bundy's murders is cathartic
    
    cunts
18. 2018-02-22 at 7:47 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Don't feel bad Enter. I just dumped my girlfriend because she had anger/control issues and I saw another hydro in the making.
    
    Also I work with her, and as of late I'm her manager as well, so it's really hard to ignore her. It's either awkward or she's flirting with me so I don't really know what to do. At least it's friendly though.
19. 2018-02-22 at 7:50 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Don't feel bad Enter. I just dumped my girlfriend because she had anger/control issues and I saw another hydro in the making.
    
    Also I work with her, and as of late I'm her manager as well, so it's really hard to ignore her. It's either awkward or she's flirting with me so I don't really know what to do. At least it's friendly though.

    
    one time when i was a wee lad i was boss at work. i tried to hook up with a prettey black girl but her pussy stank bad which killed my boner despite her efforts to revive it. well i never asked her to clean the toilets again i gave that job to the white girls from then on
20. 2018-02-22 at 8:37 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's because melanig produces pus-stank