I've got the fucking mumps. :(

1. 2018-02-22 at 5:59 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Spent the entire day getting ultrasounds, blood tests, swab tests, and all sorts of shit.
   
   I've been mumped.
   
   This is fucked. Uni starts next week and I'll be sick as fuck with a huge swollen face and everyone will hate me and oh god why now
2. 2018-02-22 at 6:05 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   pix or it didnt happen
3. 2018-02-22 at 6:25 AM UTC

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   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   Lol you were never vaccined.
4. 2018-02-22 at 6:29 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lucky
5. 2018-02-22 at 6:32 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Vizier Lol you were never vaccined.

   
   yes I was you fucking presumptuous prick
   
   that's why they put me thru so many tests because they weren't sure it could've been mumps at first
   
   i was just unlucky
   
   YOU FUCKING SPIC. DIRTY FUCKING MEXICAN SPIC.
6. 2018-02-22 at 6:32 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick lucky

   
   lol why
7. 2018-02-22 at 6:39 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   now you get to take a week off
8. 2018-02-22 at 6:41 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick now you get to take a week off

   
   haha no way, i can't fall behind at uni. this'll be shit.
9. 2018-02-22 at 6:45 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ur gay lol.
   
   

   Show spoiler
10. 2018-02-22 at 7:17 AM UTC

    #10
    FSOB Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Enter Spent the entire day getting ultrasounds, blood tests, swab tests, and all sorts of shit.
    
    I've been mumped.
    
    This is fucked. Uni starts next week and I'll be sick as fuck with a huge swollen face and everyone will hate me and oh god why now

    
    I heard it will make you go blind if you're over the age of 17
11. 2018-02-22 at 7:19 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by FSOB I heard it will make you go blind if you're over the age of 17

    
    You're wrong. This is what, your second post here? And you've already contributed useless drivel?
    
    Hey Vizier, you've got some competition.
12. 2018-02-22 at 2:46 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Spent the entire day getting ultrasounds, blood tests, swab tests, and all sorts of shit.

    
    At least you know you don't have AIDS yet.
13. 2018-02-22 at 2:47 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    smoke weed and take opiates and benzos until it goes away
14. 2018-02-22 at 3:04 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Sooo... now you're posting bland, boring and uninteresting threads by the shit-load in SG like Bill Krozby already did, Enter? You're.. like... taking his place? Nobody wants to see pics of your supper, dude.
15. 2018-02-22 at 3:04 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sooo… now you're posting bland, boring and uninteresting threads by the shit-load in SG like Bill Krozby already did, Enter? You're.. like… taking his place? Nobody wants to see pics of your supper, dude.

    
    my characters jumped the shark
16. 2018-02-22 at 3:16 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sooo… now you're posting bland, boring and uninteresting threads by the shit-load in SG like Bill Krozby already did, Enter? You're.. like… taking his place? Nobody wants to see pics of your supper, dude.

    
    i do, i bet you this nigga has sausage and potatoes every night
17. 2018-02-22 at 3:16 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    str8 up white people food lol can't fuck w/ ethnic shit like the bagel
18. 2018-02-22 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ur not white, gleenpastic????? (no racist)
19. 2018-02-22 at 3:23 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I knew a blue guy once. I guess he was a mix of white, black, brown, red and yellow.
20. 2018-02-22 at 3:24 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter ur not white, gleenpastic????? (no racist)

    
    mostly white with some hispanic