Post in this thread, and I'll give you a short Seinfeld scene that sums you up.

1. 2018-02-21 at 8:45 AM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick give it to me god damn you

   
   
2. 2018-02-21 at 11:12 AM UTC

   #62
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   there isn't a seinfeld sketch in existence that sums me up
   
   
   
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3. 2018-02-21 at 11:13 AM UTC

   #63
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   however, here's an only fools sketch that perfectly sums up enter
   
   
   
   
   
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4. 2018-02-21 at 11:22 AM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   no
5. 2018-02-21 at 11:31 AM UTC

   #65
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   what do you mean no? you can't just say no and expect that to be the end of it. you gotta explain why not, people expect you to elaborate some as to why you are rejecting the notion. you have to fill them in with your counter-argument. you can't just say no and leave it at that.
   
   
   
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6. 2018-02-21 at 11:33 AM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist what do you mean no? you can't just say no and expect that to be the end of it. you gotta explain why not, people expect you to elaborate some as to why you are rejecting the notion. you have to fill them in with your counter-argument. you can't just say no and leave it at that.
   
   
   
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   ive never tried to "pick up" women, especially at bars or on nights out
   
   ive never even implied or posted that ive done stuff like that, all my stories about barhopping and clubs involve me abusing women
7. 2018-02-21 at 11:34 AM UTC

   #67
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Enter ive never tried to "pick up" women, especially at bars or on nights out
   
   ive never even implied or posted that ive done stuff like that, all my stories about barhopping and clubs involve me abusing women

   
   yeah but you make a cunt of yourself and then go on like its other peoples fault.
   
   
   
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8. 2018-02-21 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Where's my fucking Seinfeld clip? Honk.
9. 2018-02-21 at 1:46 PM UTC

   #69
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by Grimace Where's my fucking Seinfeld clip? Honk.

   
   
10. 2018-02-21 at 5:17 PM UTC

    #70
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    yea wheres my goddamn episode
11. 2018-02-21 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You guys can’t seriously think enter would be able to actually maintain interest in this for more than the first couple posts lol
12. 2018-02-21 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #72
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by BRiCK ARE YOU a jedi? DO YOU need loving?

    
    no.
    
    yes, now turn around so that i can administer my love unto thee.
13. 2018-02-21 at 7:18 PM UTC

    #73
    Internet-Weed-Dude Yung Blood
    i'll bet there isn't a seinfeld sketch in EXISTENCE that ... sums me up? ...
    
    watch. he won't be able to do it with me. unless it's a long stretch and basically irrelevant.
14. 2018-02-21 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #74
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by NARCassist there isn't a seinfeld sketch in existence that sums me up
    
    
    
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    Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude i'll bet there isn't a seinfeld sketch in EXISTENCE that … sums me up? …
    
    watch. he won't be able to do it with me. unless it's a long stretch and basically irrelevant.

    
    don't plagiarize my reverse psychology
    
    
    
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15. 2018-02-21 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #75
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Post in this thread, and I'll give you a short Seinfeld scene that sums you up.

    
    like a jedi, OP lied.
16. 2018-02-21 at 10:22 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic It’s really the only decent sitcom ever made

    
    If you think Seinfeld was the best sitcom ever made I just don't know what to say.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • NARCassist
17. 2018-02-22 at 6:04 AM UTC

    #77
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude i'll bet there isn't a seinfeld sketch in EXISTENCE that … sums me up? …
    
    watch. he won't be able to do it with me. unless it's a long stretch and basically irrelevant.

    
    
18. 2018-02-22 at 6:05 AM UTC

    #78
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace Where's my fucking Seinfeld clip? Honk.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by greenplastic yea wheres my goddamn episode

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Fox Paws You guys can’t seriously think enter would be able to actually maintain interest in this for more than the first couple posts lol

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by benny vader like a jedi, OP lied.

    
    
    im not forcing them. when i come across one for you guys, i will post it.
    
    you cant force art.
19. 2018-02-22 at 6:07 AM UTC

    #79
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you think Seinfeld was the best sitcom ever made I just don't know what to say.

    
    name a better american sitcom.
20. 2018-02-22 at 6:11 AM UTC

    #80
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Enter name a better american sitcom.

    
    sesame street