Missing Whiteface skier found alive in California

1. 2018-02-14 at 1:09 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   WILMINGTON, N.Y. —
   
   A skier missing from Whiteface Mountain has been found in California.
   
   New York State Police said Constantinos “Danny” Filippidis, 49, of Toronto, was found 2,900 miles away Tuesday in Sacramento.
   http://www.mynbc5.com/article/missing-whiteface-skier-found-in-california/17764938
   
   Fucked up huh
2. 2018-02-21 at 3:49 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What's that drug that makes you see aliens?
3. 2018-02-21 at 3:52 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Issue313 What's that drug that makes you see aliens?

   
   DMT..so I've heard. Cannot personally confirm.
4. 2018-02-21 at 4:50 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Issue313 What's that drug that makes you see aliens?

   
   Bundy.
5. 2018-02-21 at 4:55 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   probably tried to fake his death but then got caught so just decided to play the whole thing off like he was confused