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Evidently you can be sent to prison for suggesting someone kill themselves..

  1. #61
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    how have none of you lot not heard of using sugar to cool down chilli mouth? it works like fucking magic, well its chemistry actually, something to do with the chemical make up of chilli and sugar and how they react or whatever, but that shit feels like magic.



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  2. #62
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I'd rather try to rob an armourd vehicle.

    OK I'm telling you to go rob an armored vehicle. Do it and see if I get in trouble.
  3. #63
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker OK I'm telling you to go rob an armored vehicle. Do it and see if I get in trouble.

    If I get away, you don't get a cut nigga.
  4. #64
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien If I get away, you don't get a cut nigga.

    Deal
  5. #65
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Deal

    what if he is shot and or trips while pulling it off. In California, he could probably sue you. You stated "Deal" which means you just made an online contractual.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #66
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    speedy's taking a risk here, he should totally get a cut.



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  7. #67
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 what if he is shot and or trips while pulling it off. In California, he could probably sue you. You stated "Deal" which means you just made an online contractual.

    Hopefully you get hit by a stray bullet. At least that will prevent the slow agonizing demise you are facing in 12 months. But yeah, shut up because you're just stupid.
  8. #68
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Hopefully you get hit by a stray bullet. At least that will prevent the slow agonizing demise you are facing in 12 months. But yeah, shut up because you're just stupid.

    You're a real mean one, ain't ya?
  9. #69
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're a real mean one, ain't ya?

    Not really. But sure...
  10. #70
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not really. But sure…

    Sooo, you're like a prison guard, amirite? You have some kind of access to the central police/court database, too, ya?
  11. #71
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sooo, you're like a prison guard, amirite? You have some kind of access to the central police/court database, too, ya?

    You mean you lost your access?
  12. #72
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Alexiisonfire That's bullshit in my home country we do this for fun to make people kill themself and then throw egg at their house when parents are still greiving.

    In Mother Russia, eggs throw youu!! Ve know!!
  13. #73
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Alexiisonfire Fuck you racist piece of shit.

    I hate everyone equally, so it's not racist. Sorry.
  14. #74
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Alexiisonfire Your nation will fall to mine

    That's true, because it prophecies in the Book of Revelations that the King of the South (United States of America) will come forth with thousands of chariots against the King of the North (Russia) and "push" against him, and the King of the North will finally push back fiercely, with a force of many more thousands, driving the King of the South right back to his homelands in defeat.
  15. #75
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Alexiisonfire In not even Russian.

    I lump all of you over there into the same bucket. I know you like to call yourselves unique names and shit, but to me, you're all just Russians.
  16. #76
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Had one when I was like 7. Some half Mexican asshole Half Irish Asshole adopted me. (well he married my mom and adopted me )


    made us eat spicey food. it was normal for long time.

    I just stop eating out, and going to real mexican restaurants for years. so it caught me off guard. and when you get older, you can't seem to eat hot shit as much.

    anyways I did it again.. so it showed I gave it the old try.

    like you did it today?
  17. #77
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I hate everyone equally, so it's not racist. Sorry.

    And everyone feels the same
  18. #78
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Hopefully you get hit by a stray bullet. At least that will prevent the slow agonizing demise you are facing in 12 months. But yeah, shut up because you're just stupid.


    holding preknowledge of my demise is inside information. You will be held accountable if something happens.
  19. #79
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 holding preknowledge of my demise is inside information. You will be held accountable if something happens.

    Speedy works as a part-time voodoo doctor on the side, so you should be careful about that.
  20. #80
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Speedy works as a part-time voodoo doctor on the side, so you should be careful about that.

    more like a crazy chemist monitoring my blood, spit or urine for markers of cancer or some other shit.

    Speaking of Markers.. blacklight Mango-Peach
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