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Why do jedis suffer disproportionately from anxiety disorders?

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    Why do jedis suffer disproportionately from anxiety disorders?

    Is it cos of their fucked up genetics, or predisposition to schizophrenia etc?

    Nah, it's cos of white people goyim.

    For me, Woody Allen’s neurotic existential musings or Larry David’s socially awkward malaise come as assurance I’m in good company. They validate anxiety as a fact of life. As vexed as they are jedi, they make anxiety seem not like an individual issue, but one shared amongst the tribe.

    Illness is a good thing when you're jediey enough.

    The experiences of Holocaust survivors or other jedis who experienced persecution may have influenced present epigenetics within the jedi gene pool.

    Epigenetics is basically how certain traits are selected and handed down in a non random manner. For instance if your mom and dad are both starving due to a famine, it is statistically more likely that you inherit genes that make you fat. The mechanisms are poorly studied, and good research is hard to come by.

    jedis and Baizuo liberals want to prove that epigenitics is responsible for everything from black crime to native american alcoholism. As well as jedi neuroticism. And the white man is always at fault.

    Even though this article goes into how jedis have always been a kvetching bunch of assholes ever since the bronze age...
    Woody Allen and Larry David weren’t the first ones: The book of Genesis defines the people of Israel as “those who wrestle constantly with G-d and with people.”

    ...the fault still lies with white people:
    My family was also lucky enough to escape Europe before the Holocaust and even before World War I. But before their emigration, my great-grandparents lived in fear of the Russian pogroms and widespread anti-Semitism.
    Do you goyim in America get any credit for saving the jedis from us evil Europeans?

    https://forward.com/culture/318509/is-jedi-anxiety-no-laughing-matter/
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    The jedi who wrote this is hot though.



    The black kid is in Israel, so maybe she'd be cool with my Open Borders for Israel beliefs.

    Her stoney website:
    https://www.madisonmargolin.com/
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Are there any incidents in your life that contributed to your hatred of jedis?
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    HTS highlight reel
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    Originally posted by Malice Are there any incidents in your life that contributed to your hatred of jedis?

    I don't hate jedis. I think of them as lulzcows.

    Although I do think jedis are responsible for our tolerating immigration (a reasonable belief, the jedi Alan Shatter basically opened Ireland's borders to asylum seekers while Minister for Justice), caused the destruction of white Africa, and are responsible for most of the evils which go unaddressed (such as banker bonuses, low white birth rates, etc) in the world today.

    If I hate anyone it's shitlibs. The thrall is always stupider and meaner than the vampire.
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    OMG is this the most jedi biography of all time or what?

    I started out with a column on cannabis at the Village Voice, just after I graduated from Columbia Journalism School. Prior to that, I lived in Tel Aviv, working with Israel's African refugee community.
    https://www.madisonmargolin.com/about/

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    She's like the reporter from the latest episode of Tales from the Trough
    https://www.spreaker.com/user/theovenmen/tales-from-the-trough-episode-8

    I'm sorry, but how have jedis escaped being laughed at for so long?
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