Shoplifter flings feces, escapes.

1. 2018-02-17 at 6:20 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   r/nottheonion
   
   https://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2018/02/16/impd-menards-shoplifter-escapes-feces-attack/344426002/
2. 2018-02-17 at 8 AM UTC

   #2
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Just goes to prove you should always eat a very large meal about 12 hours before you shoplift.
3. 2018-02-17 at 8:07 AM UTC

   #3
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick r/nottheonion
   
   https://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2018/02/16/impd-menards-shoplifter-escapes-feces-attack/344426002/

   
   Had to be a nigger.
4. 2018-02-17 at 8:08 AM UTC

   #4
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The turd should have been tested for KFC.
5. 2018-02-17 at 8:10 AM UTC

   #5
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Just goes to prove you should always eat a very large meal about 12 hours before you shoplift.

   
   
   

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The turd should have been tested for KFC.