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2015-08-31 at 4:21 PM UTCBuy a shotgun.
Make it a combat shotgun.
Mmm, i wish i could own one legally. -
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2015-08-31 at 5:07 PM UTC
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I just like guns. Too bad i can't have any in Holland. If i had a nice combat shotgun i'd make wax rounds.
These things will obliterate a person.
Dang. The neat thing is that the wax carries the shot to your intended target, then when it hits the balls continue on their trajectory while the wax stops causing all sorts of damage. -
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2015-08-31 at 11 PM UTCthis just in darth faggot is a relentlessly virgin! stayed tuned for more of his hilarious shenanigan's!
I'm guessing this is crazy mikes alt? anyways this is while I almost never post here -
2015-08-31 at 11:08 PM UTCHey Bill Krozby you could also just simply not acknowlege the thing you find annoying abour TDR and tell me your thoughts about shotguns nigger.
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2015-08-31 at 11:28 PM UTC
Hey Bill Krozby you could also just simply not acknowlege the thing you find annoying abour TDR and tell me your thoughts about shotguns nigger.
All I know is that my dad used to drive to school back n the day with a shotgun mounted by the back window, as with my kids in his day. And nobody said shit. I've owned a shotgun and an ak47 ten years ago and I never went crazy and thought of hurting random people. My parents still own guns are they are far from the "gun toting redneck" stereotype that the liberal jedi media likes to portray gun owners as.
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2015-08-31 at 11:37 PM UTC
this just in darth faggot is a relentlessly virgin! stayed tuned for more of his hilarious shenanigan's! I'm guessing this is crazy mikes alt? anyways this is while I almost never post here
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2015-08-31 at 11:51 PM UTCFor some reason my quote button doesn't work.
@Bill Krozby
Yeah man, i know peopel who own guns aren't all gun toting rednecks, i actually support gun ownership in general. -
2015-09-01 at 12:13 AM UTC
For some reason my quote button doesn't work. @Bill Krozby Yeah man, i know peopel who own guns aren't all gun toting rednecks, i actually support gun ownership in general.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/t/thomasjeff109180.html#Ig8svqHYTsiVSVIr.99 If not for guns how else is the blood needed to refresh the tree of liberty to be shed? -
2015-09-01 at 1:09 AM UTC
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/qu...qHYTsiVSVIr.99 If not for guns how else is the blood needed to refresh the tree of liberty to be shed?
I know Thomas Jefferson, silly.
Good luck with your pistols and semi-automatic assault rifles against tanks and drones, though. -
2015-09-01 at 1:39 AM UTCscrew pistols and rifles,
we will be using hell cannons and looted manpats like the dirty arabs do -
2015-09-01 at 1:43 AM UTCI will be using medium-sized holes in the ground of wooded areas covered with twigs and leaves. Enjoy your sprained ankles motherFUCKERS.
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2015-09-01 at 1:58 AM UTC
screw pistols and rifles,
we will be using hell cannons and looted manpats like the dirty arabs do
Hell cannons are fucking awesome.I will be using medium-sized holes in the ground of wooded areas covered with twigs and leaves. Enjoy your sprained ankles motherFUCKERS.
Stick some sharpened sticks in there while you're at it.
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2015-09-01 at 2:25 AM UTC
Hell cannons are fucking awesome.
Stick some sharpened sticks in there while you're at it.
The TRICK is that it's going to actually be a 50x100 foot hole (mass grave) and it's going to be filled with wall to wall burning embers, and various tunnels leading elsewhere to other chambers that will all for a period of time offer hope to the captives that fall in but of course ultimately will only lead to more false-floors and deeper pits filled with various unpleasantries ranging from your proverbial pit of snakes and scorpions to near boiling water (not sure how I'm gonna keep the water at that temperature but I will!), to pits with other starving captives with access to knives and cutlery and cooking utensils and a grill but NOTHING to eat except the new fools that drop in, to locusts, grizzly bears, and all of these chambers will have maybe 1 or 2 potential exits if one is so fortunate (unfortunate) to locate them and continue the relentless though futile attempt at an escape from the hell maze, but alas they will only discover more pitfalls and cringe-rooms. and the deeper one gets the hopes are that the greater the psychological torment will become. After 3 of 4 levels of escape tunnels I plan on building actual doors with exit signs congratulating the victims on making it that far, only of course, to lead them into more trouble.
At this point they will no longer be dealing with soil-filled pits filled with simple horrors but instead man-made "misery rooms" consisting of various medieval tortures as well as whatever new shit I can come up with. Some of the first of these rooms will include a sensory-deprivation chamber and a similar chamber where the only sense will be aural and non-stop loop of Roshambo's entire discography will be played for months; years. Oh everyone room will have professional medics and scientists that will ensure the captives don't just up and die from starvation or dehydration or anything like that. They WILL be kept alive despite their likely desire for death. Other rooms will have your standard Iron Maidens, waterboarding tortures, and limb-stretching devices. Some will unfortunately come across my cone-sitting room which will consist of granite cones the victim will sit upon with their hands strung above them allowing juuuust enough of their own weight to slowly, ohhh so slowly allow them to sink unto the cone slowly stretching out the anus to abnormal dimensions and eventually reaching into their abdominal regions. Again, any potential death from blood loss or infection will be promptly treated by the medical physicians until the captives are healthy enough to repeat or continue further into the labryinthe.
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2015-09-01 at 2:39 AM UTC
I know Thomas Jefferson, silly. Good luck with your pistols and semi-automatic assault rifles against tanks and drones, though.
They said something similar in 1776 to a bunch of farmers with squirrel rifles in comparison to the might of the British Empire upon which the sun was said to never set at that time. Also bear in mind that the American soldier is one of the most independent thinking troops in history. Should another civil war occur in the United States it will not be much different from our first. The main difference would be rather than a geographic segregation it would be a political segregation between loyalists to the Constitution and loyalists to the government. -
2015-09-01 at 8:17 AM UTCDidn't read
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2024-09-09 at 7:52 PM UTCOp should not have bought the firearm
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2024-09-09 at 11:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/t/thomasjeff109180.html#Ig8svqHYTsiVSVIr.99 If not for guns how else is the blood needed to refresh the tree of liberty to be shed?
with a cane appearently
