my toilet-baby

1. 2018-02-17 at 2:13 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i just gave birth to a ugly toilet baby. now i don't know if i should flush it or abandon it like apricot did with his toilet-son.
   
   
   
   comments/suggestions? hows my posting?
2. 2018-02-17 at 2:30 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I haven't taken a dump like that in years!
   Good job.
   Do you eat alot of fiber or whats your secret?
3. 2018-02-17 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   most of my craps are p. similar to that. i dunno i guess i just have good shit genes or gut germs.
   
   lately i been eating frozen pizzas, cupnoodles, cottage cheese, frozen fruit, pickles and pickled okra, lots of frozen hasbrowns with Tabacco sauce and ketchup . and i drink lots of beer and coffee.
4. 2018-02-17 at 2:39 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya I just drink vodka and shit piss.