asking out girls and making them think we're dating

1. 2018-02-16 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   but really we're just friends
   
   so like, when she tries to make a serious move ill be like, "wtf r u doing?" and then i can be like "yeah i only see u as a friend... watd u think this was?"
   
   that's... that's one fantasy........
   
   *sigh*
   
   i woke up so early today (9 am) and was gonna seize the day but i've spent 12+ hours just sitting on the computer doing nothing. and it shows, now i'm in that "i hate women" stage of my isolation. i gotta go outside tomorrow.
2. 2018-02-16 at 1:31 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   what the fuck is this thread. what the fuck.
   
   fuck.
3. 2018-02-16 at 1:37 PM UTC

   #3
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Shit actually does just go that way sometimes without premeditation though.
4. 2018-02-16 at 1:40 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop Shit actually does just go that way sometimes without premeditation though.

   
   sweeeeet. here's hopin'.
5. 2018-02-16 at 2:24 PM UTC

   #5
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   you're never gonna get laid dude
   
   
   
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6. 2018-02-16 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #6
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   enter, does your dick actually work?
   
   
   
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