If sprite was alcohol, I'd be fucked.

1. 2018-02-14 at 12:50 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm seriously addicted to the stuff.
2. 2018-02-14 at 12:53 PM UTC

   #2
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   betas drink 7up.
   
   up.
3. 2018-02-14 at 2:05 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mso8 Houston
   stop drinking pop, you moron
4. 2018-02-14 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #4
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   addiction = choosing not to exercise self control
   
   
   
   .
5. 2018-02-14 at 2:10 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mso8 stop drinking pop, you moron

   
   why
6. 2018-02-14 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They spike your insulin, even the sugar free ones, and cause obesity, cancer and diabetes.
7. 2018-02-14 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #7
   Gun Lover Yung Blood

   Originally posted by benny vader betas drink 7up.
   
   up.

   
   This
   
   My grandpa is insane, and I'm convinced it's in part from all the 7up he grew up drinking. The original formula had lithium in it.
8. 2018-02-14 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I only drink Sprite Zero.
9. 2018-02-15 at 10:33 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel I only drink Sprite Zero.

   
   they should rename that to Sprite Beta™.
10. 2018-02-15 at 11:09 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    enter you fat?
11. 2018-02-15 at 11:12 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by BRiCK enter you fat?

    
    I don't think so, but I've been in fat denial before.
12. 2018-02-15 at 11:18 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    yea soda is hella bad 4 u
13. 2018-02-15 at 11:18 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic yea soda is hella bad 4 u

    
    but it's not as bad as alcohol, right?
14. 2018-02-15 at 6:22 PM UTC

    #14
    Gun Lover Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Enter but it's not as bad as alcohol, right?

    
    lol
15. 2018-02-15 at 6:48 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've known people who would drink soda by the 2L. It brings me warmth to know they will live a short life.
16. 2018-02-15 at 6:49 PM UTC

    #16
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Enter but it's not as bad as alcohol, right?

    
    Well I never went to jail for drinking too much soda.
17. 2018-02-15 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I've known people who would drink soda by the 2L. It brings me warmth to know they will live a short life.

    
    Honk!? Why aren't there support groups for soda then? Should I join AA but just lie and say I'm an alcoholic but secretly just apply it all to soda?
18. 2018-02-16 at 7:29 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by RestStop Well I never went to jail for drinking too much soda.

    
    diabetes can be worse than jail.
19. 2018-02-16 at 12:04 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I've known people who would drink soda by the 2L. It brings me warmth to know they will live a short life.

    
    Classy.
20. 2018-02-18 at 7:47 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Honk!? Why aren't there support groups for soda then? Should I join AA but just lie and say I'm an alcoholic but secretly just apply it all to soda?

    
    Well, these people tend to be overweight, and there are definitely support groups for that (lol)