I wonder what my cat would do if I pissed on it

1. 2015-12-19 at 12:28 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...or wiped my semen on it.
2. 2015-12-19 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #2
   Sharpie Houston
   I remember as a kid in my early teens, my friends and I would trap neighbors cats underneath milk crates and then piss on them. Then when we were done, we'd let the cat go, so it could go back to/inside the owners house, where they would pet it, and possibly kiss its head, like so many cat owners do, except not realizing we just soaked their cat with our piss. LOL
   
   Why? ...because we could, and it was sorta funny.
3. 2015-12-19 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Don't piss on your cat, asshole.
4. 2015-12-19 at 1:32 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Don't piss on your cat, asshole.

   This
   
   

   I remember as a kid in my early teens, my friends and I would trap neighbors cats underneath milk crates and then piss on them. Then when we were done, we'd let the cat go, so it could go back to/inside the owners house, where they would pet it, and possibly kiss its head, like so many cat owners do, except not realizing we just soaked their cat with our piss. LOL
   
   Why? …because we could, and it was sorta funny.

   
   But this is fucking hilarious.
5. 2015-12-19 at 2:18 AM UTC

   #5
   Sharpie Houston

   …or wiped my semen on it.

   
   
   Also, they only did 1 of 2 things...
   
   Freak out... or ...stick their ass up in the air.
6. 2015-12-19 at 7:20 AM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   i once wiped a booger on my cat as it ran by for the lulz. i went and cleaned it off tho afterwards.
   
   Another time I actually almost took 211 diahrea shit on my cat, i woke up in the middle of the night to go shit and didnt turn on the lights cause they hurt my eyes. and I sat down on my cat cause he was drinking from the toilet bowl. I yelled "goddamn it bubba!" and he scratched my asshole and ran away.