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I have been psychically wounded by valentines day.

  1. 2018-02-15 at 4:47 AM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I tried to keep busy, but all day I felt resentful.

    I think I have PTSD.

    I hope you all had a miserable Valentines.
  2. 2018-02-15 at 5:04 AM UTC
    #2
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    What would be your perfect murder of a couple on a Valentine’s date?
  3. 2018-02-15 at 5:14 AM UTC
    #3
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Malice What would be your perfect murder of a couple on a Valentine’s date?

    Make them hold their arms on a fence and call over some dude to break their arms.
  4. 2018-02-15 at 5:14 AM UTC
    #4
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    well look at it this way, at least you're not getting cheated on
  5. 2018-02-15 at 5:27 AM UTC
    #5
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Haha I didn't even think about it for the first time in many years. I feel so powerful
  6. 2018-02-15 at 5:34 AM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I got laid

    suck it
  7. 2018-02-15 at 5:37 AM UTC
    #7
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I got laid

    suck it

    I really doubt anyone would be jealous of whoever you slept with. Is she chubby?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. 2018-02-15 at 6:27 AM UTC
    #8
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No, she's like 130lbs or something I'd guess. Way out of my league looks wise. By far the hottest girl I've ever dated.
  9. 2018-02-15 at 6:50 AM UTC
    #9
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Post a picture of her. I’m planning on posting pictures of any women I have noteworthy interactions with. What could go wrong?

    I remember reading a story from an aspie that was in a group with others and that they ended up separating into two groups, those that could and could not understand sarcasm and those that could.

    Sploo, you do realize that some people with asperger’s can pass of as normal with training, right? Specifically, I can actually read and understand people very well. Severely autistic comments are simply a running gag, a form of comedy. I think I may have received the highest score of anyone here in the “reading emotions from eyes” test, a 33 IIRC. I’m sure you’ve seen the moments when I become wrath and am able to tear people apart with unmatched savageness. I’ve actually read the original extensive paper by Dr. Hans and in it he mentions several times that many of the children, despite seeming very withdrawn and aloof, lost in their own world, seemed to have the ability to know exactly what to do to cause someone the most psychological harm, with many cases having significant behavioral problems.

    You really don’t seem to have a proper understanding of what asperger’s can encompass. You could definitely be on the high functioning end of the spectrum.

    One of us
    One of us
  10. 2018-02-15 at 7:07 AM UTC
    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you aren't completely and wholly trolling I feel very sorry for you.
  11. 2018-02-15 at 7:14 AM UTC
    #11
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I’m going to lunge at you and bite your nipples.
  12. 2018-02-15 at 7:16 AM UTC
    #12
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Someone asked me to be their valentine. :O
  13. 2018-02-15 at 6:29 PM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Malice I really doubt anyone would be jealous of whoever you slept with. Is she chubby?

    She's asian. Asians have way lower standards than white women.
  14. 2018-02-15 at 6:44 PM UTC
    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Malice What would be your perfect murder of a couple on a Valentine’s date?

    First of all train and become super fit. Find a mountain that is commonly climbed, but still isolated. Stash items all over it. Grow a beard and dress up like an insane haggard shepherd, and wait for one of those super SWPL couples who are going on a romantic hike. Follow them, and become too close, but don't say anything. Make them uncomfortable. Then grab the guy with your sheep staff but have razor blades on it so it cuts his arteries.

    He's now running around the mountain bleeding, so you can take your time and catch the woman. Tie her up, and sell her to some Libertarian like Malice to put in his basement (hey it's a free market).

    The guy, you tie a noose around his neck and choke him out, then bury him in a bog to ensure a good harvest. Pagan style nigga.
  15. 2018-02-15 at 8:41 PM UTC
    #15
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    goDDAMN IT FEELS GOOD BEING SINGEL
  16. 2018-02-15 at 9:06 PM UTC
    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I ate a really fucking good steak, got my dick sucked twice, it was pretty alright tbh.

    Why do you even care about the jedi-made holiday of Valentine’s Day anyway
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