2018-02-14 at 4:24 AM UTC
Was gonna take my girlfriend for a hike but there's about two feet of snow right now. We might just watch movies n shit.
2018-02-14 at 4:27 AM UTC
actually don't. knowing my luck, you would. I would be demonized and this site would be shut down by the New World Order.
2018-02-14 at 4:31 AM UTC
Stick your dick in w bitch and flop around like a fish
2018-02-14 at 4:48 AM UTC
Nah, bitches love it when you elbow them.
2018-02-14 at 4:52 AM UTC
Sleep and chain smoke cigarettes while watching adult swim while randomly muttering "Bitches and shit". Just how I live son.
2018-02-14 at 4:52 AM UTC
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