2018-02-12 at 11:50 AM UTC
Who the fuck keeps a troll up like this for 10 years? Either way he has to be crazy. I don't deny he's as old as he says though, considering he's constantly making references to old ass movies, tv shows, and music.
SPECKLES, YOU'RE BONKERS!
2018-02-12 at 11:52 AM UTC
He's not insane. It's all of you who are insane.
2018-02-12 at 11:59 AM UTC
How old is he supposed to be?
2018-02-12 at 12:01 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I am millions of years old.
*Dracula music*
2018-02-12 at 12:03 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Btw... the guy who made this thread was once a garbage truck backing up, a pirate, and a robot.
2018-02-12 at 4:23 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Harve Bennett: Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.
Oscar Goldman: Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better... stronger... faster.