Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Mines, "monks" can you do mine?
for the last 15 years whenever a judge, teacher, cop, civil servant and call my name and say "Douglas Monk" I say "It's Monks.." and they get really frothy (I dont care if they do, its not my fault they cant read), but its because of the predictive programming/mind control of televison
Monks: Norweigan Surname common in England because of the 1099 AD Norway Conquest of Britian.
Your family Coat of Arms is the Standard Knight Helmet in Center with 3 Lions in a Red and White background. (Norweis Flag?)
Fun Fact: The Monk and Monks have the same Coat of Arms, Except the Monks, the lions have a purple tongue instead of a white one sticking out (like it's doing a rasberry)
Edited: Oh Cool, you're has a Dragon on top.. my family doesn't, Wonder if it means you carry a burden of being Hot Headed.
Originally posted by Issue313
That the Germans hated jedis is one of the great mysteries of history. No one has ever put forth a reason why Germans might have grown to hate this powerful minority.
Current history-scientists propose that an 500 year old sorcerer known as Adolf the Merciless hypnotised the Germans using black magic, convincing them to destroy the jedis as a manifestation of his generalised rage - surely a result of him having only one testicle.
