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He blew his mind out in a car.

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    He blew his mind out in a car. He blew his mind out in a car. He blew his mind out in a car.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I want to hop in the backseat of a car while it's running and positioned on the side of a major highway, angled in such a way that it will go diagonally across all lanes of traffic.

    Then, I'll set a cinder block down on the accelerator and then JERK the car into gear and let the engine CATCH TRACTION and SPEED into a major highway.

    I'll headbang to some metal turned all the way up and chugging whiskey before a car SLAMS into the car and I am EJECTED through the windshield, shredding and scattering my body all over the interstate, a mess of blood, organs, and body parts.

    I want my MIND splattered over the hot pavement and cooking like EGGS.
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    do u think mans felt it
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grimace Then, I'll set a cinder block down on the accelerator and then JERK the car into gear and let the engine STALL and stopped reading
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter He blew his mind out in a car. He blew his mind out in a car. He blew his mind out in a car.

    did he not notice the lights had changed?



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    RestStop Space Nigga
    I would be mad as shit if someone did that in my vehicle. How am I supposed to get blood out of the beige roof, nigga?
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop I would be mad as shit if someone did that in my vehicle. How am I supposed to get blood out of the beige roof, nigga?

    And that's why real men don't get car with faggoty beige roof.



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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist And that's why real men don't get car with faggoty beige roof.



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    I read that as me being a "Beigy goof" LAWL!
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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter He blew his mind out in a car. He blew his mind out in a car. He blew his mind out in a car.

    Alexander was insensitive
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    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Alexander was insensitive

    Wow, someone got the reference.
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    Now there's potholes all over da nanananana
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    wow, finally somebody else gets its a line from a day in the life.



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    Originally posted by NARCassist wow, finally somebody else gets its a line from a day in the life.



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    It is, but some user on zoklet used it as a tribute song to ytter_man, who literally blew his mind out in a car.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Oh? Sad
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I don't care what line it's from or what it means or whom/what it was ripped off from. All I care about is killing myself in a horrible accident. Ok?
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Grimace I don't care what line it's from or what it means or whom/what it was ripped off from. All I care about is killing myself in a horrible accident. Ok?

    Shut up, little man.
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by HTS Shut up, little man.

    Hey, hey! You need to calm down, little man.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Shut up Little Man
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    i would just like to point out the standard of double :

    why is this shit here and this

    https://niggasin.space/thread/20527

    isnt ????
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    Originally posted by Enter It is, but some user on zoklet used it as a tribute song to ytter_man, who literally blew his mind out in a car.

    When I read the thread title that’s who I thought of immediately lol. I had forgot his username though.

    The car was stolen too if I remember right
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